Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

hot take re earlier; those editorials about "Skipping Meals is Actually Good," "Why Rising Rents Benefit Everyone," "I Managed to Own 12 Rental Properties Immediately After College" etc, are essentially the moneyed version of "Bat-Boy Trapped In Walmart Again"

"I test AI for a living and here are the most exciting 5 AI tools"

sweet sacred Corellon Larethian, get fucked

we really need a neologism equivalent to "scab" or "quisling" to describe "writes those articles about Capitalism Making Life Completely Untenable Is Good, Actually"

my next character is going to be an oomancer

and not just for the stylish yellow and white robes

there are tons of useful oomancy spells you can cast! Like "Cast Egg," "Egg 10' Radius," "Fry," "Otto's Over Easy," "Scramble Thoughts," "Drive By Eggings Plaguing LA"...

#drawings from today (okay finishing fanart from Wednesday too), lest you thought I only got depressed and shitposted.

SHAFT IN LOW GEOSYNCHRONOUS ORBIT

badder than Bowman
stronger than Armstrong
he's got a plan to stick it to the man!

the MOB wanted the SPACE ELEVATOR
they got SHAFT!
right up to HERE!

she eyes me like a pisces
when I am weak
I've been locked inside your heart shaped box for weeks
broken hymen of your highness, I'm turned black
throw down your umbilical noose so I can
climb right back

HEY WAIT I HAS A NEW COMPLAINT
forever in debt to your priceless advice
HEY WAIT I HAS A NEW COMPLAINT
forever in debt to your priceless advice
your advice
your advice

meat eating orchids forgive no-one just yet
cut yourself on angel hair and baby's breath
I've been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap

some of those who work forces
are the same that burn crosses
some of those who burn crosses
are the same that hold office
UNGH! Killin' in the name of!

* very Zach de la Rocha voice *

I AIN'T GONNA ROOM WITH MAGGIE'S COUSIN NO MORE
NO I AIN'T GONNA ROOM WITH MAGGIE'S COUSIN NO MORE
WELL THEIR MURRSUIT SHEDS HAIRS
THAT ARE COLORED BRIGHT PINK
AND WHEN THEY JERK OFF
THEY DON'T CLEAN UP THE SINK
THEY DANCE AND THEY PRANCE THEN THEY CRAWL ON ALL FOURS
NO I AIN'T GONNA ROOM WITH MAGGIE'S COUSIN NO MORE
UUNGH SHIT!

*instrumental*

oh yeah time to sit around in my boxers listening to Them Crooked Vultures (someone reminded me they existed), drinking red wine and coke, and eating reduced price surimi

I’m an adult and it’s not like I’m going to eat ALL these reduced price cookies, I just want 3 or 4.

I’m comforted in my sheer hate for Seattle that anywhere else I might want to live is completely impossible (Perth, Wellington), has the same fucking problems (Santa Cruz, Uclulet) or has different, worse problems (Haifa and Odessa are right out).

Sort of wild that I’m pissed off at my ex for something completely UNrelated to our relationship falling apart (which is the obvious reason why anyone would be pissed at their ex, right?).

Gelatinous Cube™️ action figure accessory with realistic Jiggle Action™️

that crucial hurt/fear of my childhood, “look I did what everyone thought was so important instead of what I actually wanted to do, and it wasn’t good enough so of course yay there’s more important stuff to do, what if I’m never able to do their important stuff well enough that they leave me alone?“

what if; the party meets in an inn, but that's because there's a batch of adventures immediately linked to the inn itself?

Like; it's a new business and the innkeeper's brought together anyone whom they vaguely think of as a competent adventurer to investigate the sub-basement, offering room and board in return?

great, I've moved on from a combination of being angry at my allies and myself, to feeling really sad about Robin Williams dying, how this year included probably the last Indiana Jones movie ever, and as a function of both, how I'm old and have little left ahead but dying. Schoen, echt toll.

"This is it. This is where Forrestal cashed in."
"A friend of yours?"
"A competitor. He was good. He was very, very good."
"Please senhor. No-one has come out of that place alive."

Just one #drawing today, because I want to demonstrate I feel more than anxiety and rage.

reiterating my idea to translate "Let's Lynch the Landlord" into Yiddish and pass it off as a protest song from the turn of the last century

"the only thing holding you back is yourself" oh really? I thought what was holding me back was my role as life support system for landlords, but then I'm a dumb poor yid, what the hell do I know.