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We’d all be better off if this were the day a massive stroke or heart attack took me out, but we’re not that lucky, so I will try to do an okay job.

the down side of aging plus delicious tomato soup and grilled cheese sandwiches for dinner is the sort of acid reflux I used to only get after chorizo burritos with more than one margarita.

if I had a nickel for every Blue Oyster Cult song about Elric of Melnibone, I'd have three nickels, which isn't much, but most groups don't even have *one* Elric song.

has anyone ever graffiti'd an "In and Out Burger" sign with "Funky Claude was running"

we all came out to Montauk
on the Lake Geneva shoreline
makin' fart noises with our armpits
we didn't have much time

I would dance like the Queen of the Eyesores,
and the rest of our lives would've fared well

coyote sing along hour 

three dead in a crash on the number 4
two witnesses blowin' up high
not sure whose will be done, you can call me a sinner for a-wonderin' why

hey darlin'! sleepin' on the blacktop
hey darlin'! runnin' through the trees, honey
hey darlin'! leavin' for the next town
less'n mah sense catches up with me

they had fancy bread on sale, so I bought some *fancy* bread, and dinner is cheese sandwiches I can eat with tomato soup

Vampire the Masquerade be like "imagine if the personality of one minor character in Anne Rice was an entire clan, the Empusa, who aren't from Greece and have perfectly normal legs but for some reason get Auspex, Fortitude and the new discipline, Machismo."

So check me on this,

the childhood thing where you’re assumed to be smart enough that something’s intuitive therefore there’s NO instruction, OR something’s poorly explained because it’s assumed you’ll remember these small details, SO you then get it wrong and that’s interpreted as you’re stupid, innately inept, or just willfully wrong;

Is that an ADHD experience?

coyote sing along hour 

I ride on the bus into the city everyday,
Sit on the bench and I dream my life away
I dream I’m on an island with that foxy lady too
When I awaken, I must be mistaken,
I’m on 3rd Avenue!
Won’t you take me away, and take away me?
Won’t you take me away, and take away me?

coyote sing along hour 

every stone I could turn
every stream I held in my arms
shed some light
move your magic
take some time
show me how, talisman

coyote sing along hour 

a culture of fear cut through me
I felt my heart contract
to my mind I brought an image of light
and I expanded outward
my fear was just a shadow
and a voice spoke in my head
She said; dark is not the opposite of light,
it's the absence of light.

coyote sing along hour 

Corn liquor tastes sweeter in this down
could it be it's the same as the last
Swear I seen your face elsewhere before
just as familiar as a bottle and a glass

hey darlin'! sleepin' on the blacktop
hey darlin'! runnin' through the trees, honey
hey darlin'! leavin' for the next town
less'n mah sense catches up with me

coyote sing along, all caps, Tolkien's birthday, filk 

NOW HE'S BACK ON HIS BULLSHIT AND HE'S BACK IN THE SHIRE
THAT BRAVE LITTLE HOBBIT WHO WE ALL DESIRE

because it's JRRT's birthday;

where is the horse and the rider
where is the horn that was blowing
where is the helm and the hauberk and the pale hair flowing?
they are gone like wind in the meadows
like rain in the mountains
the days have gone down in the west
behind the hills into shadow.

How did it come to this?

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