Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

WHOA I'm sitting here listening to Parliament and thinking, you know I haven't listened to Fred Wesley in half of forever and checkitout what someone posted to YouTube

https://youtu.be/GMQycoExs2E?si=DwPjpaEFqKQM-3LO

singing "Sweet Dreams are Made of These" along to Brass Against's mashup of "Seven Nation Army" and "Pusherman" to make things hopelessly confused

there, I've clanged a butter knife against a frying pan while playing Fortuna Imperatrix Mundi, I feel MUCH better

ha HA! MONTJOIE ST-DENIS!

So there’s “gogurt.”

And the “go-bots.”

Therefore we can work backwards and assume “gonads” are nads on the GO, not like say tunicate or sponge nads.

*90s style skateboard mascot* GO-NADS! They’re RADICAL!
*slams crotch into rail while grinding*

Apparently what’s been going on in my skull lately is that I’d been running for years with this idea I was an out for control monster with no right to be this angry, and questioning that idea brought out a lot of anger that might not be resolved now but I hadn’t even worked on resolving it before. For DECADES.

Oh wow. The cafeteria has cucumber salad and minestrone both WITHOUT CHEESE. It’s only going to last so long but I feel damn lucky.

YES I KNOW MY ENEMIES

THEY'RE THE TEACHERS WHO TAUGHT ME TO FIGHT ME

COMPROMISE

CONFORMITY

ASSIMILATION

SUBMISSION

IGNORANCE

BRUTALITY

HYPOCRISY

THE ELITE

mooooom "Cunio" in "Brass Against" versions on Led Zeppelin is giving me Teh Gendar Feels

again

I AIN'T GONNA WORK FOR MAGGIE'S PA NO MORE
I AIN'T GONNA WORK FOR MAGGIE'S PA NO MORE
WELL HE PUTS HIS CIGAR OUT IN YOUR FACE JUST FOR KICKS
HIS BEDROOM WINDOW IT IS MADE OUT OF BRICKS
THE NATIONAL GUARD STANDS AROUND HIS DOOR
NO I AIN'T GONNA WORK FOR MAGGIE'S PA NO MORE

UNGH SHIT

*instrumental*

lost as I may be
in the fog of my own noise and trivialities
Grand Holy Mother grant me clarity
i am standing on the edge of forever
forever

HOOVAH
HE WAS A BODY REMOVAH
I'LL GIVE YOU A DOSE BUT IT CAN NEVER COME CLOSE
TO THE RAGE BUILT UP INSIDE OF ME
FIST IN THE AIR IN THE LAND OF HYPOCRISY

is it some sort of rule that ads on YouTube HAVE to make me want humanity's extinction?

Actually vegan, red pepper tomato soup. I’m used to folks gleefully adding milk or cream for richness; I’m not actually vegan but have adapted dairy allergy so this is INCREDIBLY welcome!

I realize L7 probably didn’t write “Gas Chamber” about antisemitism/antiziganism, but fuck it works for this mood I’m in.

Tom Selleck is sort of like the gateway Tom. Once you start on Tom Selleck you’ll probably get into Tom of Finnland and Tom Bombadil if you don’t go for heavier stuff like St Thomas Aquinas.

if the young girls could sing like blackbirds and thrushes
if the young girls could sing like blackbirds and thrushes
how soon the young men would go beatin' the bushes
how soon the young men would go beatin' the bushes

*clicks on link to "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" from video set to play at 1.5x speed because I get booooored if instructive stuff is too slow

*dances frantically to try and keep pace with the now-weaponized "Ballad of Bilbo Baggins"

you know...

a significant portion of the movie Shaft is about the police working with the titular hero, because they're sure they know how he thinks and works

or in other words trying to put a ROUNDTREE into a SQUARE hole