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Also it’s like THE IMMORTAL RIVALRY BETWEEN WEREWOLVES AND VAMPIRES which has endured since uh 20 years prior.

Well… I brought movies… X2 has serious themes of loss, but Underworld Rise of the Lycans has characters with as much depth as toilet paper so losses aren’t big.

So we’re in Transylvania which is also England which is also Middle Earth. Also we can’t decide what century it is, and everything’s blue.

Playing “Guillotine”

The angry mob, zey threw at her… Les pommes de tierre! Hon hon hon!

see also "Auntie coyote, why do you associate 'King Tut' with 'Der Fuehrer's Face' when there's no historical link between New Kingdom Egypt and Nazi Germany unless you're a very committed conspiracy theorist?" for "listened to Doctor Demento album several thousand times"

embarrassing gaming admission; the only time I've played a monk in D&D, it was the 90s and one of the only albums I and my housemate owned was a "Doctor Demento" tape

and consequently I spent several games speaking entirely like the sifu in "Boot to the Head."

Standing in line and just had the most fucking cynical take on Queer rights

also do I need chocolate or ginger candy they’re RIGHT HERE

Have ferret owners ever referred to playing with their pets as “wasting time watching tube”?

Activating the caterpillar drive by saying KATERPEELAR DRIVE in a bad fake accent. For a moment I thought I heard singing!

okay, so Half Price had nothing but it's near the Safeway that has a better selection of chicken organ meat (more immigrant community maybe?) so I got chicken livers, and pork chops and tilapia on sale. Dredged/fried all the tilapia, put pork in to marinate, am gonna fry livers for gehackte leber later

that's enough Bluesky for the time being

do I want cut up weenies or canned tuna in my (fancy, non dairy) mac n cheese?

part II: the "Predator's Death" track sounds very reminiscent of the part of Mummy Returns where they reanimate Imhotep

I would TOTES watch Mummy vs. Predator

never knew that Alan Silvestri scored "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" and sure enough some parts sound very much like "Predator."

... but setting two Predator movies in LA makes no sense.

Still... I mean... toons are supposedly unkillable and I can see Yautja mouths and long hair working for "wild takes"

Look, I know the supernatural is something that isn't SUPPOSED to happen, but it DOES happen.

* blast of gunk music *

Also I think it’s real convenient timing that just when Trump’s losing a huge legal case, just when his fucking SCOTUS appointments are obviously going to hurt my country even further, he’s endorsing/able to endorse state governors doing their macho tough guy act at the current president. Almost like he’s a narcissistic abuser who knows he needs a big distraction to stay the hero in the narrative, right?

oh man

for some reason, maybe because I'm gray ace of some sort or because I absolutely love D&D, the *safe* Oglaf strips can be infinitely funnier to me than the adult ones.

It's so pointless. Most of the time gender doesn't MATTER. What's my gender? Who cares, I'm buying a cup of coffee. I'm doing my day job, checking the mail. The hormones running through my system affect stuff like heart attack symptoms; that's really it. If you're not dating me, why would it matter?

I suppose it's consistent that something which is 1/5 deeply personal identity and 4/5 cynical marketing gimmick would become at some point a cynical marketing gimmick vs deeply personal identity.

listenin' to the Stargate soundtrack and imagining the sheer 90s batshit of pitching this movie

"It's like Aliens..."
"Okay?"
"... crossed with Raiders of the Lost Ark!"
"Okay?"
"And SPACE KMT is evil so there's a revolt like in Lawrence of Arabia and Dune!"

*SNNFFT*
"Sounds awesome, let's do it."

Ugh, I’m nebulously angry and burned out feeling.