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ooooh Alpha and Omega is free

I'm having an IDEA

"Can self compassion help trans kids survive" not as much as access to gender affirming care and protection from angry adults.

the Beacon of the Astronomicon shall guide our hero back to the Golden Throne of the Emp... uh, the Empress' Ivory Tower! so inspiring and hopeful you REALLY need a Granny Smith apple right now.

wait, every piece of Fantasia is human hopes and dreams so Gmork's presence CLEARLY indicates folks WANTING TO SCHTUPP THE GIANT WEREWOLVES

and then as the Genesis planet crumbles beneath their feet Atreyu kicks him repeatedly in the snoot yelling "I have had enough of you"

slowly Atreyu wakes up, alone and cold on the beach, with the wreck of a familiar statue looming over him, her hand still grasping a shattered light, and he realizes the horrible, horrible truth about Fantasia

Atreyu, have you ever had a dream you were so sure was real? What if you could not awaken from that dream? How would you tell the difference between this sequence and how Van Helsing directly swiped it?

wait, how does the Professor know the sphynxes see straight into your heart and it's not just another unfair Gygax player-killer like an anti-gravity pit trap with a spiked ceiling

the penitent man shall pass

the penitent man is humble

the penitent man makes his Acrobatics check

oh shit guys Atreyu found the Southern Oracle, the dude who knows how to heal the Crystal and save Middle Earth, and it's IAN ANDERSON. Any moment he's gonna start singing a little song about trains and he's going to tweedle along on a flute.

let me guess; someone has based their Tapestries character/a whole sequence of horny screwsonas off this dragon

pondering cooking some canned 8 Treasure Rice

Which free movie on YouTube should I watch?

today inspired by a friend’s giant hog monster, facial features remembered from online and the horrible cannibal ogres in Pathfinder.

whooping and giggling at the appropriate part of KMFDM's "Hyena"

ooh The Iron Giant is free on YouTube, I can spend the evening feeling sad!

The Knack original “My Sharona”; what if I had sex with a pretty girl? I am very cis and heterosexual.

Veruca Salt cover of “My Sharona”; what if we piled in the van, bought a crapload of American Spirits, and drove to Tacoma at 11 pm in the pouring rain?

This is definitely one of those days when, even if I worked as a storyboard/layout artist at Disney and loved my coworkers, I’d feel like life’ll never again be as good as times receding further into the past, like I mostly exist as a life support system for landlords, and I’d just want to go home.

coyote sing along hour 

Jesse got trapped in a coal mine
Diggin’ in the deep black pearl
Jesse got trapped in a coal mine
Never did marry his girl
There ain’t no air and there ain’t no light
And there ain’t no way to make it out alive
His wedding was planned for the fifth of July
But Jesse got trapped in a coal mine
Never did marry his girl

today, with some of what I’ve been working on for a while.

coyote sing along hour, all caps, mashup 

I'm goin' to Wichita
SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THESE
Far from this opera forevermore
WHO AM I TO DISAGREE
I'm gonna work the straw
TRAVEL THE WORLD AND SEVEN SEAS
make the sweat pour out of ev'ry pore
EVERYBODY'S LOOKIN' FOR SOMETHING

ohhhh FSCK YEEEAH it’s What Would Be the Indisputably Best Song on the Black Album If It Didn’t Have a Werewolf Song

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