Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

yeah fuck other dragons!

but don't be sad like knives

whatever you got in your scaly cloaca, WE got what it likes!

"Your grandfather lives on in our stories. I especially like the one about the hyperendowment potion and the really stacked herm unicorn."

man, everyone in this movie wants to vore Bilbo. He's like, marbled and stuff. Grain fed, free range, cage-free hobbitses.

*more Poker Face*

Don't ask for dinner dates I already got plans
My kitchen cabinet is stuffed with lots of cans
It's so cheap it goes on anything I please
I put it on my cereal and in my mac n cheese

*chorus*

fuck YES the Rankin Bass Hobbit!

*to “Poker Face”*

He can’t eat
He can’t eat
No he can’t eat
This tuna fish
(Good in salads or a sandwich)
Too too too tuna fish too too tuna fish

bad sleep, but DIFFERENTLY bad sleep, it's like a buffet!

it's becoming clear to me that I have a lot of brainpower largely devoted to spotting how badly things suck and anticipating how they're about to suck worse. As bad as things are, this can't be a realistic take on things.

Darnit. Another night of could fall asleep through the battle of Kursk next door then hours later AWAKE awake awake.

#drawing today, dumped a ton of time into this, some stuff worked, some didn’t?

welcome... to ELASTIC PARK!

* majestic rubber bands parade by *
* boxer shorts pursue each other across the sky, waistbands snappin *
* awesome John Williams *

so I made moshari kokinisto figuring I start stew stuff, draw while it simmers, put up pasta and draw more, drain pasta and plate stuff. It turned out great; stew is time, but drawing works for timing.

I was pretty happy with the joke "Lorna Doom and his Shortbreads of Evil" and thus I plan to repeat it ad infinitum until someone actually laughs at it.

oh YEAAH! Basil Poledouris' stirring soundtrack for CONACOP! Half barbarian, half machine!

When his village is decimated by Lorna Doom and his Shortbreads of Evil, our hero is rebuilt harder! Better! Faster! Stronger! But can cybernetic enhancements help him gain bloodt vengeance and overcome his SECRET PROGRAMMING?

(1988, 126 minutes, R)

The Buddha said that anger was like a hot coal grasped to throw at your enemy, you need to drop the coal before you hurt yourself. And he’s right, of course, but one day I really really want to throw that fucker as hard as I can.

Telling people to fuck themselves won’t help with anything.

Should I draw; a goblin camp or adventurers ambushed by horrible spider demon?

Oh yeah the part of the John Barry soundtrack where the SCUBA divers rappel into the dead volcano used as a space base. You know right after he escapes from the shark on a snowmobile.

Aww man “Thunderpussy” turns out to be sorta Bikini Kill esque hard rock and not Dame Shirley Bassey/John Barry inspired despite the name.

Fine. Let’s move from Metallica to Iron Horse’s brilliant covers. I promise not to punctuate Enter Sandman with HOOEY THERE SURE ARE A BATCH OF CRAWDADS DOWN IN THE CRICK THIS MORNING or whatever.

As is traditional while playing Master of Puppets;

13 10 14 13 9 15

Druid or cleric maybe?