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Wanting so much that in fact I don’t know what I want and hopefully “crappy faux-Chinese from Safeway” will work for the moment.

Also today, the werewolf who suggested frantically communicating with the hunter-spider in the Umbral Weaver pyramid, right when we were about to be stuck fighting it, was the Ahroun. This shouldn’t happen.

We’re in a dungeon. In the Umbra. In a Weaver place which theoretically should NOT be so established. With some sort of huge Weaver thing scraping around outside.

So far at my end; Xiphoros seeks out the biggest badass in the Sept, and begs them to be his shifu. Also, Milano cookies were good for game night.

“I nearly said the Get of Fenris FANDOM.”
“Those are asatru.”

I see we're in my favorite groove, "leftism isn't about equality and it definitely isn't about environmentalism, it's about being dour and winning the suffering olympics."

coyote sing along hour, even dumber, ministry, bad driving adjacent 

where you come from is GONE! where you thought you were goin' to WEREN'T NEVER THERE! where you are ain't no good unless you can GET AWAY FROM IT! Do you understand?

dig

there's only one thing left for me t'do mama. Ah've got to DING A DANG DONG mah DING A DONG LING LONG.

coyote sing along hour, all caps, foul language 

AH'M SITTIN' IN A MAGIC HAT
WITH SMOKE AND MIRRS
AN TAHR RUBBER FAHRS WATCH YOU DISAPPEAR
YEAH YEAH
WHAT MADE IT SLOW YOU DOWN
SUCKIN' ON A BALL AN CHAIN
ANOTHER MUTHAFUCKA GOES DOWN THE DRAIN
HOT HEADED FUCK ALL Y'ALL HOT HEADED FUCK ALL Y'ALL
HOT HEADED FUCK ALL Y'ALL
JUST ADD IT UP TO THE HOT ROD DEATH TOLL

oh yeah time for the bad driving theme tune!

*forgets the lyrics to Black Betty and simply bellows YEEEEHAAWWW a batch*

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oh yeah time for the bad driving theme tune!

ou alech taadi ou ana megdi beninrane WAAAAAAAAA

You call de doctor, wake him up

You say DOCTOR is there nothing I can take I say DOCTOR, to relieve this bellyache?

De doctor say “Great clown Marcel Marceau is in town. Watch him and drink coconut milk and then you feel better.”

You say “but doctor, I already put de mime in de coconut.”

The sexual phase of jeans reproduction! In the asexual phase diploid (Denim Ploid) spores form a mycelial network, which create haploid fruiting bodies, or jeans. This is you ever wonder what that apparently discarded pair of blue jeans is doing in the woods, that’s what’s going on.

from yesterday and today, werewolf pic inspired by driving while my friend read their Book of the Wyrm, finished while listening to the Raiders of the Lost Ark soundtrack.

anyway, I should shower and get some drawing time in ASAP, someone kindly reminded me of one of the things I hate HATE most about myself and my current life, shortly after I woke up, and if I physically move around maybe I won't think about it.

okay let's have some executive dysfunction because there's this musician I JUST remembered from KNKX recently and his stuff's so good. This is recent, and he's the DRUMMER, would you believe it?

youtu.be/3UDwePXfGjI?si=fC5A6q

"I'm in Finland, the No. 1 happiest country in the world! Here are 4 phrases we use every day!"

let me guess 1) Fuck Russians! 2) Fuck Swedes! 3) Let's have a beer! 4) That makes no sense, *I'm* not all that happy and neither is anyone I know.

I reiterate my opinion that if I'm the smartest person in the room then something has gone dreadfully wrong.

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