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someone outside keeps blowing a whistle and it's really messing with me listening to Ozomatli

I forgot the 4e player’s handbook 2 has THREE different nature related classes and Vincent Dutrait interior artwork, so that’s fucking badass.

Oh no

I figured I’d look at my old 4e books to look at the art but I keep reading the RULES and uhhh I know you’re supposed to hate it but it’s a really cool game and I want to run it

D&D thought; red/gold descent dragonborn bard specialized in flute. They’ve learned fine control of their breath weapon enough to warm a flute enough to expand the metal slightly and drop the pitch 1-2 octaves during a performance.

there's this dude who paints GW miniatures based off pride flags, which pisses off the IMPERIUM ARE HEROES AND ONLY MEN ARE ASTARTES types and he gets these really bright clean colors

but I disagree with applying the trans colors to male presenting Chaos marines. I think if any 40K army gets trans masc coding it should be Orks, not because they themselves are trans but because they're fungi, so at some point in the past some trans dude thought that was ultra-super-interesting.

okay, I put in for some Indeed jobs, a thing I found out about through email, and anything new for three different agencies, I no longer feel so much unhappy as low energy, I'm gonna go home, eat the remaining black beans and sausage and sleep.

oh hey, it's the Juno Reactor track that plays when Neo fights that dude

youtu.be/WlNtnZmgbAI?si=bjSmSS

whoa

anthro cat unboxing videos

* removes GW stuff from cardboard shipping box *

"now here's the new Games Workshop Beyond the Eye of Terror set, it comes with some Eldar Warpway arches, five Druichii sprues and a real treat for Tyrannid players, the towering Dimaerchus, standing a full 30 cm tall."

* sits in cardboard shipping box *

I am a sexual tyrannosaurus!

that means I tuck my arms close to my chest with two fingers sticking out on each hand and screech while we fuck

okay, I now feel like I've watched the part of Princess Mononoke which is like 45 minutes of old growth forest being destroyed, but on repeat. It is now time to get a croissant and coffee before I even try pushing on more job hunt.

well THAT interview was a nonstarter. Group interview - fairly perfunctory do-you-look-pretty, group interview, other guy looked far prettier than me, mentioned management opportunities as a goal (whereas my goal was/honestly is "work in a close-knit team of 4-15 people"). SO...

apparently my emotional state is "incredibly anxious even when I think I'm doing a lot better."

The Beatles' "Egregious Misogyny" album. Originally the album was supposed to feature Ringo's original composition "Octopus Locomotive Teatime" but was cut to make room for the McCartney track, "Please Please Please Love Me Why Don't You Love Me Please Baby."

RIP Jar of Baechu Kimchi Sitting In Jon's Fridge, 01/2024-05/2024. Gone but not forgotten.

* eats kimchi/kochujang dogs while playing Amazing Grace

Legal weed is a ploy by Big Burrito to sell more burritos! In tandem with Big Sofa and Big Physical Comedy Entertainment, etc!

The urge to make a crap ton of hotdogs with kimchi and kochujang, wrap ‘em in aluminum foil, take ‘em to the park and watch the sunset while gorging on them

Oxford Comma Magazine, the perfect gift for any comma fan in, or near, your life!

Wait I can’t suddenly feel like crap about my art right now when I feel pretty good about it, I haven’t even posted it and spotted all the egregious mistakes yet!

Someone posted a YT video about Larry Elmore's "Dragonslayers and Proud of It," and here's what I said as response; 

In my head canon - and the D&D game I wanted to run based on that - the dragon is the bane of a small town or farming community, a smart savvy opponent striking from the shadows, at smaller groups, masking its escapes with clouds of poisonous breath weapon.

Local rumors and the effects of its magical fear aura make the creature out to be the size of a cart horse or a barn. Only careful problem solving and tracking - I'd parsed the elf as ranger actually - finally lead the party to directly confronting the dragon, and even then it's not a sure victory.

Rather than being comedy, it'd be played straight - if a young dragon just starting out on its own can be that formidable, just imagine what the gigantic, ancient dragons can do!

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