Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

#SongQuotes

watching pornography alone is neutral! like eating a sandwich! It's neither straight nor Gay!

#drawing today

fine it's time to play Metallica's second best track and you know what THAT means

10 07 10 10 17 16

okay, I think that's a Magic-User

oh that's why this Maiden track is fucking AWESOME

it's from the BEST Maiden album, but it's not one of the best (read I have played several dozen times) tracks, so I didn't initially remember it from the best Maiden album.

#This #again

me am (me am) me am Superman
me not know what is happening!
me am (me am) me am Superman
me not know anything!
you really love that guy you with now do you
me know that you love that guy 'cause me can see right through you!

"how did Republican women come to this; what is it like to be a woman in the party of Donald Trump?" uh, b/c the downside of everyone being basically the same is there are people of every gender, orientation, profession and ethnicity willing to sell us all out for money, like for instance, MEDIA PRETENDING THE TWO PARTIES ARE THE SAME THING. Fuck all y'all!

Try to realise it’s all within yourself,
No-one else can make you change
And to see you’re only very small
And life flows on within you,
And without you.

BWOOOONNNG
doo doo doo doo
(doo doo doo doo)
da da de da, da da de da da da
doo doo doo doo
(bweeng bwa bwa)
da da de da, da da de da da da

really dislike when I'm awake, and think okay, maybe I will read smut and maybe masturbate, get a serotonin spike of some sort, go to bed again, and my body's response is "you didn't wake up that you should get serotonin, you woke up because you needed to poo!"

"here's what really matters when comparing Trump and Biden's cognitive abilities" oh you mean "likely to be responsible for the brutal murder of my friends, online associates, family, and complete strangers?" 'cause I care about that way more than how either dude should have retired long ago. fuck off with that both sides are the same thing. We aren't comparing Kennedy to Nixon here, we're comparing Henry Ford to Pol Pot. Fucking media.

Just one #drawing today, CW modern style military and firearms

somehow the idea of Jurgen Prochnow as KaLeutnant Krunch (mit seine Krunchbeeren) got me to discovering just how many Germans have driven badly to the Das Boot soundtrack

which is kinda inspiring really

see if *I* were making a Captain Crunch ad I would either have Jean LaFoote ordering his crew to run out the guns and sweep the Guppy's decks with grape-nuts

OR possibly I'd try to get Juergen Prochnow to play the Captain himself

haul on the bowline the bowline before she starts a-rollin'
haul on the bowline, the bowline ho

this gets me to how you'd think Captain Crunch would be shaped like knots, like you'd have bowlines and sheepshanks etc. Technically peanut butter Captain Crunch is shaped like a Monkey's Fist I guess

the alternate universe in which Cap'n Crunch, made bitter by the loss of his leg and his breakfast, becomes yet another cereal mascot bent on stopping those kids from taking his cereal

aye, aye, and I'll chase them round Good Hope and round the Horn and round the Norway Maelstrom and round perdition's flames before I give them up! ARRRR!

somehow I got from "Choose Your Own CRUNCHVENTURE™️" through discussing that Horatio Crunch must've been breveted for a few years to singing along with "Hanging Johnny"

arrrr

ARRRR

ad: choose your own Crunchventure!

me: Let no joyful voice be heard! Let no stoner look to the pantry with hope! Let this day be cursed by we who prepare to wake... THE CRUNCHBERRIES!

* Hans Zimmer music goes nuts *

at least I've checked on a Zoomer I truly care about, so I can maybe feel *a little less* like I'd be a total failure as a parent. I'd fallen out of touch during the latest iteration of my life exploding, but was thinking about them all yesterday thanks to the holiday. They're good kids.

“This would kill a Victorian child”

MEANWHILE
IN BLACKFRIARS
IN 1879

“Try a steak and kidney pie, guv’nor? This’d kill a Georgian or Regency child, it would!”
*sniffles*
*wipes nose on sleeve*

Take a little walk to the edge of town you go across the track
Where the viaduct looms like a bird of doom as it shifts and cracks
Where secrets lie in the border fires
In the humming wires
You’ll never know you aren’t coming back
You put de lime in de coconut and mix them both together
You put de lime in de coconut then you feel better

one two three fo
Spider-Man, Spider-Man,
Does whatever a spider can
Calls the doctor, what’s he take?
To relieve this bellyache
Look out here, here comes the Spider-Man!