Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

well THAT'S a huge horse penis in furry art. It's time for the Furry Cockworship Theme Tune again.

https://youtu.be/exveTEjJa5E?si=3wzCCRL582lS4JRp

Recent #drawings, it’s been hectic.

What I like about you
You really know how to dance
When you go up down turn around
Bend over and drop your pants, yeah!
Keep on whispering in my ear
Tell me all the things that I wanna hear
Cause it’s true
That’s what I like about you
INSTRUMENTAL!

I'm not sure Grieg's "In the Hall of the Mountain King" is either a terrible choice for music for a cat litter ad or whether it's the PERFECT choice

* tenses all the muscles in neck and chest *

I DON'T KNOW WHY I FEEL THE NEED TO LIE
AND CAUSE YOU SO MUCH PAIN!
MAYBE IT'S SOMETHING INSIDE OF ME!
MAYBE IT'S SOMETHING I CAN'T EXPLAIN!
CAUSE ALL I DO IS MESS YOU UP AND LIE TO YOU
I'M A LIAR, OHHHHH I AM A LIYAH!

"fhut up Beavis, he's talking to a chick."

apparently now that solstice is past I’m ready for THE BEST HOLIDAY EVAR

oh you may think that it’s deluxe
to ride the elevator full of bugs
but don’t
Don’t
Don’t!
DON’T!
DON’T GO IN THE BASEMENT!
uh-uh!

I saw an oooold man layin’ flat on his back
If old man Mose was dead or asleep, I did not know
But after looking through that window- ugh- I ain’t gonna do that no more!
And pray you do not meet him in any of his other thousand forms
FOR HE IS NYARLATHOTEP
THE CRAWLING CHAOS
#ia #ia

“there’s new era of PCs for new era of creatives” I hate to tell you this, but we already had art theft when I was a kid.

Leave the check before you’re through
I’ve gotten nothing left to prove
If I die before I wake
Hope I don’t come back again
I’m dying
Even in his youth
Even in his youth
Yeah, yeah

*lights up*
*gets coffee from Tully’s or Seattle’s Best*
*skims the Men Seeking Men section of The Stranger*

And some truck owners are women, plus you figure at least someone’s gendered their truck female as well. Why don’t they make truck ovaries?

The crushing self-hate I lived with for decades existed, in part, as a way to cope with and redirect being profoundly angry at my world. So ironically now that I’m saner and happier, I’m also MUCH angrier at places where I feel powerless or attacked, MUCH more often, and it’s pretty uncomfortable.

theoretically I should be so tired that I fall in bed and stay there through the morning but anxiety

WHAT KIND OF VIBE DO I GIVE OFF?

🔴 magical beast

🟠 construct

🟡 outsider

🟢 plant

🔵 undead

🟣 aberration

A toddler having the sort of meltdown so loudly and with such crystal clarity that her mother WOULD race out and sign her up for every voice class ever, IF the mother in question were not very distracted by a toddler having an epic meltdown.

how “dark” and perfectly clean furry art alternates with all the horniness in furry is a lot like if you could march with the Goths or the Sierra Club at Pride

Real sore leg posting hours

Who’s cramping up?

* puts on Maiden's "Aces High"

* presses throttle quadrant forward, pulls stick back

* levels out throttle quadrant, switches left hand to stick while right hand retracts landing gear

* shifts seat back, closes cockpit

* clicks guard off the trigger

* swaps to the "Supermarine" track from "Dunkirk"

ME 262 PRINCE OF TURBOJET
JU JUMO 004!

#subpost I know it's awesome that coyotes are tough, smart, and adaptive, but especially today I would like a coyote emblem with ADAPT on it to have the obverse stamped with ADAPTING SUCKS I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT

“Are you a bad enough dude to haul an air conditioner and a dining room table up 9 short flights of stairs etc etc?” The answer is “up to when it feels like there’ll never be cons etc again and the only thing in the future is more parents, tasks, heavy lifting and heat, and the sadness is TERRIBLE.”