Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

oh yes I forgot to tell you the Spice exists on only one planet in the universe. a desolate dry planet. hidden away in the rocks and crevices of this planet are a people known as the Fremen who have long held a prophecy that a man would come, a messiah, who would lead them to true freedom. the planet is Arakis, also known as Dune.

*air guitars*
DUNE DUNE DA DUNE
DUNE DUNE DA DUNE
DUNE DUNE DA DUNE
DUNE DUNE DA DUNE

they love my body odor and my bad toupee
they love my stripey shirt and my stupid beret
and when I'm sipping on a Perrier
in some cafe down in St-Tropez
it's hard to keep the fans at bay!
they say, SIGN MY POODLE, S'IL-VOUS PLAIT?
SIGN MY POODLE, SVP?

POODLE

POODLE

AMBROSIUS
AMBROSIUS
AMBROSIUS
YOU CAN SLEEP ON THE GROUND
ssssSSSSSSSsssuuuuck
sssssSSSSuck
KOFF
koff koff koff
WHEEZE
heh. Heh heh. Heh heh heheh.

waaaait. YouTube ads for potato stuff on a stoner rock video. has the algorithm figured it out yet?

also listening to Gnome, so now I want to 1) get completely baked 2) go to Portland despite how Gnome are from distinctly NOT-Portland. Apparently somehow I associate stoner rock with Portland. I swear there are places I might go in Portland other than Powell's and Hotcake House.

#drawings yesterday

watch it grow, child of wolf,
oh, keep holding on
when I run through the deep dark forest long after this begun
where the sun would set
the trees were dead
and the rivers were none
and I looked for a trace to lead me back
home from this place
but there was no sound, there was only me in my disgrace
eh heh heh heh heh
eh heh heh heh heh

new slang when you notice the stripes
dirt in your fries!
hope it's right when you die, old and bony
dawn breaks like a bull through the hall
never should have called
but my head's to the wall and I'm lonely
and if you took to me now
like a gull takes to the wind
I'd have jumped from my trees
I'd have danced like the king of the assholes
and the rest of our lives would've fared well
INSTRUMENTAL!

people the people
big bellies banging bigger drums
they beat down on you
they beat the pulse into your shoes
shoes are made for walking you to lands and other seas
see the seas oh see the seas that you've seen on the big screen

my headcanon is that since the Megas XLR cast are about the same age group, social class and location as the cast of "Clerks" they actually KNOW EACH OTHER

playing air kettle drums during the appropriate part of Also Sprach Zarathustra

you know what would be awesome and I don't have the tech or skill to make? would be a mashup of the Mortal Kombat theme and "Boot to the Head"

CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY
FLAWLESS VICTORY
MORTAL KOMBAT

PEOPLE TALKING IN MOVIE SHOWS
PEOPLE SMOKING IN BED
PEOPLE VOTING REPUBLICAN...

oontz oontz oontz oontz

well THAT'S a huge horse penis in furry art. It's time for the Furry Cockworship Theme Tune again.

https://youtu.be/exveTEjJa5E?si=3wzCCRL582lS4JRp

Recent #drawings, it’s been hectic.

What I like about you
You really know how to dance
When you go up down turn around
Bend over and drop your pants, yeah!
Keep on whispering in my ear
Tell me all the things that I wanna hear
Cause it’s true
That’s what I like about you
INSTRUMENTAL!

I'm not sure Grieg's "In the Hall of the Mountain King" is either a terrible choice for music for a cat litter ad or whether it's the PERFECT choice

* tenses all the muscles in neck and chest *

I DON'T KNOW WHY I FEEL THE NEED TO LIE
AND CAUSE YOU SO MUCH PAIN!
MAYBE IT'S SOMETHING INSIDE OF ME!
MAYBE IT'S SOMETHING I CAN'T EXPLAIN!
CAUSE ALL I DO IS MESS YOU UP AND LIE TO YOU
I'M A LIAR, OHHHHH I AM A LIYAH!

"fhut up Beavis, he's talking to a chick."

apparently now that solstice is past I’m ready for THE BEST HOLIDAY EVAR

oh you may think that it’s deluxe
to ride the elevator full of bugs
but don’t
Don’t
Don’t!
DON’T!
DON’T GO IN THE BASEMENT!
uh-uh!

I saw an oooold man layin’ flat on his back
If old man Mose was dead or asleep, I did not know
But after looking through that window- ugh- I ain’t gonna do that no more!
And pray you do not meet him in any of his other thousand forms
FOR HE IS NYARLATHOTEP
THE CRAWLING CHAOS
#ia #ia

“there’s new era of PCs for new era of creatives” I hate to tell you this, but we already had art theft when I was a kid.