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the Spacing Guild and its Navigators whom the Spice has... mutated over 4000 years use the orange Spice gas to fold space, that is, to get burritos without ever leaving the couch

A customer just bowed to me and I bowed automatically, so clearly watching all those jidaigeki had an effect.

Heh. Mulatu Astatke’s Wikipedia entry starts by explaining he’s *Christian* Amhara, so I’m evidently not the first person to wonder if he’s one of us.

oh YEAH someone posted all of The Abominable Doctor Phibes to YouTube

one of the best movies EVER MADE

in Ancient Rome it was pretty common to get takeout regularly

yeah but they kicked me out of Taco Bell last time I inscribed the table with a crude picture of Lucius the Retiarius and a comment about how he now fishes for men's buttholes

"think about the best night's sleep you ever had. At Tempur Pedic we're dedicated to helping you sleep like that"

uh so your company's going to edge me for a while until I have an incredible orgasm and then be big spoon?

thrown out of the Enya concert for filking Orinoco Flow to be about Gay sex

you can fuck it you can suck it
from the halls of Montezuma
you can yank it you can crank it
to the shores of Tripoli

I don’t care if Monday’s shit
Tuesday, Wednesday throw a fit
Thursday I’m so done with it
It’s Friday I’m in love!

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Anyway here’s a from yesterday, with dark areas left open.

I don’t care if Monday’s crap
Tuesday, Wednesday dumped in my lap
Oh Thursday I just need a nap
It’s Friday I’m in love

below all the abuse issues, despite getting past a huge chunk of those last week, I think my ADHD issues about feeling overwhelmed by tasks are still fairly easy to set off, and consequently not long after a great weekend off I'd wanted for weeks, I'm feeling overwhelmed/burned out again.

Elmo, son of Erathorn, son of Eredor, true heir of Elendil and bearer of The Sword What Was Broken

(This is a joke of course. Google reveals Elmo’s father is Louie.)

so uh I really had liked this book by Frances and Joseph Gies, Life in a Medieval City

and I inadvertently discovered their version of Jews in Louis IX’s kingdom was very whitewashed for whatever reason.

Don’t get interested in medievalism if you’re Jewish, no matter how much you like D&D. It’ll break your heart.

Unusually terrible traffic with added emotional trigger really dinged my mood. Anyway! Here’s a from yesterday.

surprisingly, informing me that ridiculously wealthy people I already completely detest for their narrowmindedness have really narrowminded opinions doesn't exactly tell me anything new or actionable, ya know? it's a little like suggesting that tomorrow will be sometime in early October.

"people over 50 are playing this game to relax"

what, Tetris? Remembering how much the 90s didn't suck and weeping copiously?

An issue bothering me;

[material] costs money, but either I won’t use it, won’t use it often, may have to clean it, and will have to move it. And THEN any other self doubt creeps in, and I hold off buying it, thereby ensuring I don’t use/try it and the only “it” I buy are used books & art supplies.

“I made a Star Wars diorama from the Kenobi Show.”

“Yes, it’s THE KENOBI SHOW! With your host, OOOOBI-WAN KENOBI!”
*huge applause*
“I wonder if he means old Ben Kenobi?”
“Well of course I know him… he’s me! And now give it up for our very special guest star, CRIX MADINE!”
* huge audience applause *

When I get off shift I should draw;

A) adventurers encounter an evil tree!
B) angel vs demon, SHOBU!
C) big orky siege warfare!
D) adventurer vs animated objects!

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