Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

so it takes like 45 minutes of servitors hooking you up and chanting while putti flutter overhead to get you INTO Space Marine Armor

is there like a quick release? Like "crap all activators are out down my left side and the place is crawling with elves who make a bloodplay party during Folsom look gentle, I need to get out of this rig NOW?"

necron technology, so ancient that they tap the button twice to activate their jump packs

this went straight through potential jokes about 8 bit tracks to the realization that the "Klingon Battle" in Star Trek the Motion Picture is basically about Klingons unsuccessfully avoiding saving to OneDrive

a right winger is someone who is deeply angry about imaginary problems and wants to turn them into horrifying real world actions, a leftist is someone who's deeply angry about very real problems and wants to turn them into more being deeply angry.

#drawings yesterday. Unsure how drawing might work out later today thanks to adjusting to new glasses plus fatigue.

status update to Project My Eyes and Cheek are Fuxx0red

my eyes, and cheek, are still fuxx0red

Well no ballot again today. I'm pretty certain they have the correct address. I'll call the county people and ask for a replacement ballot tomorrow.

Being an artist is wild because you see all sorts of styles from deceptively simple looking to intricately realistic, and all of them are REALLY good independent of style and reflect careful thought

and then you forget all this while looking at your own stuff and it doesn’t even compare.

#WH40K #drawings from earlier this week

* Daft Punk voice *

Eating
Doughnuts
Makes us
Fatter

Pershing
Bismarck
Kruller
Fritter

Pour some
Coffee
Creamer
Sugar

Even
After
Work is
Over

* will not while stoned leave OTVAR ZA RUSS! FENRIS HJOLDA! as a comment on the official Metallica YouTube post of Of Wolf and Man *

chill in the air cold as steel tonight
we shift call of the wyld
fear in your eyes
it's later than you realize
whoooooaaa
uhhhh, uh!
yeah!

I FEEL A CHANGE
BACK TO A BETTER DAY
EVEN OUR PUPS KNOW THAT THIS IS THE AGE OF APOCALYPSE
HAIR STANDS ON THE BACK OF MY NECK
AND A QUESTION HANGS HEAVY IN THE AIR

bing bing bing bing!
bong bong bong bong!

she zoremet
she zoremet
she z (this continues for several hours)
she zoremet she always get it (x28)
she zoremet she likes schwarma
she zoremet, there is no drama

everyone talkin' about the Word Bearers but they never say which word they bear

charging into battle with their fearsome war cry of I'D LIKE TO BUY A VOWEL

I don't wanna spend the rest of my life
lookin' down the ruler of a Carmelite

#Police #Filk

"Roxanne you don't need to put on the red light" indicating her port side

you notice he doesn't say anything about her green light to starboard

from this we can assume that inclement weather has let up and Roxanne is no longer a hazard in the middle of the channel

Okay, a spike of rage at an inanimate object (spoon fell from the top dishwasher shelf) is my cue to take a half edible and listen to The Specials/Toots and the Maytals/Madness for a bit

So I come home and no ballot, no new checkbook, and my housemate ran the dishwasher and found more utensils to clean as well as used some dishes. So I'm finally eating right now and all this hits the "and now you do EVEN MORE TASKS what do you mean WE can do tasks for YOU?" buttons

last night was an old issue resurfaced; later evening activity gives me energy to stay up later, and pushes my wind down cycle off by a bit.

and now the part of Yellow Submarine where John trips balls in the foothills of the headlands and thinks he's Fred Astaire

and is visited by Epona, Celtic goddess of horses.

There was an awful year, long before things really fell apart, when we lived in a fairly hostile part of the peninsula in a studio which developed a mold problem. A friend had lent us a VHS tape of Yellow Submarine, and we watched it a lot since it was something kind and cheerful.

At the end of the "When I'm Sixty Four" sequence, I'd always kiss my ex, because The Cartoon Said To. We thought that was great.

Ow. Fuck, ow.