Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

a march so British that my mustache started growing in at an accelerated rate

Bran Mak Morn, the king of Pictland who pushed the Romans back south of the Antonine Wall by making a fiendish bargain to place TWO scoops of raisins in every legionary fort

and! I made it to Walgreens on time and picked up my antibiotics! mind you I haven't taken one yet, I'm too busy cackling while hunched over the bag

Oh, it’s another requirement some very secure adult needs ME to complete for whatever reason.

see my new comic idea is LOBO VS ZAPPA see back in the 70s an entire giant army of space mercenaries mistake Frank Zappa for The Main Man based on the mustache and

clearly this is where they implanted my Admodum Irritabile Organum, which has no real function in Astartes other than to make them profoundly cranky.

Okay so the tooth wasn’t broken, but it was a wisdom tooth in a second molar position somehow. An infection meant atypical movement and pressed on stuff. Extraction with a bone graft (again it was where a molar would normally go) wound up being $400 less than I expected, so I had the tooth removed and I'm now dazed and sleepy and things.

As of today’s soundtrack listening I’m actually a little more okay with Yoda and Obi-Wan lying about Vader to Luke.

Like if their whole deal all this time has been “you should whack Vader for us” AND they’re not that great, then it makes Luke more heroic to refuse to simply whack Vader for them.

So a trio of feywild adventurers would look coolest facing;

a new original trilogy edition release only each movie now features about 5 minutes more of Threepio completely flaming out. Just totally showtunes singing, mimosa drinking, brunching stereotype

in the Star Wars universe wearing an oil stained rag in your left rear pocket indicates you’re into droids (output), right rear is droids (input)

okay, the bad news; apparently I cracked a molar. I'm gonna call tomorrow and see if I can set up an appointment with a dentist. The last crown and extraction I got were pricey for me, so I'm thinking of setting up a gofundme, or hyping my Ko-Fi. Any suggestions? This is new.

#subpost So it’s canonical that Batman’s parents’ murder while the family was off to see a Zorro movie became part of his masked hero persona right?

What about the alternate universes where the Wayne family went to a Fred Astaire/Ginger Rogers or Marx Brothers movie instead?

There’s like a CHOICE of negativity I can spew out so let’s have some angry werewolves instead. #drawings

BRISKETSTEIN! We reanimated a 7’ tall lumbering hulk from meat we got on sale from Costco!

Ah yes a SMOOTH SIPPIN’ CHEESE, nothing like a night on the porch under the Wisconsin stars drinkin’ mild cheddar with friends…

the discovery that "bowel movement" has the same scansion as "Goldfinger"

Such a FOUL MOVEMENT
beacons you to enter his BOG OF SIN
but don't go in

oh no, my upstairs neighbors are once again listening to The Band With the Most Bored Bass Player In the World

DOO doom doo doom
DOO doom doo doom

You'd think, given the genetic diversity there'd be SPINDLY MARINES. Like there'd be Astartes who had really dense wiry muscle tissue, and they'd be built long and thin rather than just tanks who look even tankier in armor. Maybe that's what the Raven Guard look/could look like?

The Mask vs Predator fanfic

this thought brought to you from swapping from "The Landing" by Jerry Goldsmith to "Hey Pachuco"