Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

Battle of Salamis reenactment only it consists entirely of people in nondescript modern clothes hitting each other with salamis and falling over

Ever wonder whether humans in 40K have problems with putti crap?

Like here you are carefully using your cyberlimb to apply gold leaf to your requisition of three divisions of Twink Light Infantry to fight the Orks when suddenly PPPT! there’s a huge white streak!

It’s the putti overhead again!

I hear the horses thunder
down in the valley below
I'm waiting for the apples of Avalon
waiting for the eastern glow
the apples of the valley hold
the seeds of happiness
the ground is rich from tender care
repay, do not forget, no
dance in the dark night
sing to the morning light

okay that YT ad for suites I can't ever afford with the B-52s "Roam" just hurts like fucking hell

Normally, I wait until the next day to post but right now I’m just so happy to have actually finished a #drawing for the first time this week.

“I don’t want to be Elfstar anymore”
“Dude at this point everyone’s seen your elf star.”

Ooh, Viking weapons! OTTO stylish one sided utility seax in red, white or green! BIRKA atgeier made from white pine and bog iron! It’s in aisle C14B right above all the pattern welded Frankish blades you can’t possibly afford!

https://youtu.be/Rw0MWlo59Qs

and because it's still technically Metallica;

10 12 15 13 12 12

pretty okay stats, maybe a sohei?

risking canned corned beef hash with melted goat cheese (I can digest that okay), salt, pepper and cumin added as a step up towards normal food. This is the first meat I've had since Sunday night just thanks to how things shook out.

#subpost friends posting about Aethelred Unraed and photos of their sleeping kitten gets me to “has anyone ever named their cat Ivar the Boneless?”

wow, one last bit of being triggered before bedtime. Today's been a day.

a march so British that my mustache started growing in at an accelerated rate

Bran Mak Morn, the king of Pictland who pushed the Romans back south of the Antonine Wall by making a fiendish bargain to place TWO scoops of raisins in every legionary fort

and! I made it to Walgreens on time and picked up my antibiotics! mind you I haven't taken one yet, I'm too busy cackling while hunched over the bag

Oh, it’s another requirement some very secure adult needs ME to complete for whatever reason.

see my new comic idea is LOBO VS ZAPPA see back in the 70s an entire giant army of space mercenaries mistake Frank Zappa for The Main Man based on the mustache and

clearly this is where they implanted my Admodum Irritabile Organum, which has no real function in Astartes other than to make them profoundly cranky.

Okay so the tooth wasn’t broken, but it was a wisdom tooth in a second molar position somehow. An infection meant atypical movement and pressed on stuff. Extraction with a bone graft (again it was where a molar would normally go) wound up being $400 less than I expected, so I had the tooth removed and I'm now dazed and sleepy and things.

As of today’s soundtrack listening I’m actually a little more okay with Yoda and Obi-Wan lying about Vader to Luke.

Like if their whole deal all this time has been “you should whack Vader for us” AND they’re not that great, then it makes Luke more heroic to refuse to simply whack Vader for them.

So a trio of feywild adventurers would look coolest facing;