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love love me do
you smell like a shoe
it makes me turn blue
so pleeeeeaaaaaaase
love me do
* harmonica *

wow this Hendrix track sounds so different without all the bubbling, sucking noises and giggling

what do you mean that's not actually on the studio recording?

Shonen Knife is pretty much the only group whose lyrics leave you asking "how do they have any of their teeth left without cavities?"

Has Mike Judge registered cornhol.io yet or is this just something I desperately want to happen and therefore since it’s 2025 it won’t?

Like I’m imagining it having a Ko-Fi button labelled CRAPPUCINO FOR MY BUNGHOLE.

So if I gotta prioritize what I pencil up after work, I go for;

1) a selection of vampires
2) Underdark scene with a roper and intellect devourer
3) adventurer sidesteps gas spores
4) as other Underdark city folk watch two drow elves duel in the street

more dumb jokes from out of range for signal;

a band which does soothing glockenspiel and harp covers of Dave Grohl songs for relaxing sleep, they're the Futon Fighters

“Five D&D apocalypse campaigns you won’t survive”

1) The Great Draconic Gastrointestinal Disturbance of 1373 DR
2) The Out of Character Break Up
3) The Great Kobold Dimensional Portal Disaster
4) Predator vs The Thing Only Now It’s In Rl’yeh
5) Cormyr’s Most Fuckable Fiend in the Folio Contest

the next stupid joke scribbled down at camp is;

buWubbies

while I could not get signal, I wrote down stupid jokes and NOW you finally get to hear them

so I had this idea for a pagan ritual based around Journey work, which means singing about;

When the lights go down in the city and the sun shines on the bay, don't stop believin'. Hang on to that feelin'.

I made it back okay for some variety of ”I miss my friends, it’s hot, and where’d all the trees go?” okay.

Here are some Saturday photos!

The part of the Warner Bros. “Dune” where Elmer Fudd as Feyd-Wautha Hawkonnen bounces around lightly declaring “I will kill him. I will kill da wabbit!””

so soy is occasionally called "the cow of Asia" which means "the cow of the Kanto" must be that great general, Tofugawa Ieyasu

this oughta be real funny to the Sengoku history fans

after a while all the desires blend into each other. The late night drive, the hotel room, the con, the shared space during a rainstorm or bad movie, cooler weather, being pretty, the beach.

It's all essentially about existing in your own space, exploring your own space, being loved as yourself, instead of having to rush at an exact schedule or at any moment for what someone else thinks is necessary and vital, which is kinda ironic considering that everyone's interconnected and compromises.

trust me if it's 40K lore, you're only getting like 20% of it because unless the person telling you is INCREDIBLY hyperfocused they've only got 80%. The average Warhammer player/fan/employee knows maybe like 60% of the ginormous semicoherent sprawl that is 40K canon.

like f'rex only recently did I learn Ursukar Creed is currently Fabius Bile's war trophy after the fall of Cadia and THERE IS LITERALLY NO REASON you would ever need to know this to paint or play 40K.

hot take; Star Wars should have more capital ship combat

screw dudes with laser swords, what SW needs most is really huge ships angling around each other among swarms of fighters.

suddenly realizing my weird opinions about X-Men are basically my subconscious processing childhood issues

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