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from Thursday before stuff pissed me off too much for me to post it.

"there are more of these small footprints"
"great, we're gonna make camp in the middle of a pixie nest"
"pixies can be okay"
"we're gonna be up all night with them singing about HERE COMES YOUR MAN"

DND CLASSES AS BOOKS that's awesome lessee; 

* Barbarian - Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue with pages stuck together
* Bard - A History of Reynard the Fox
* Cleric - The Dhammapada
* Druid - A Sand County Almanac
* Fighter - Osprey Campaign Series 5 "The Ardennes"
* Monk - A Book of Five Rings
* Paladin - LotR dogeared in all the Good Bits Where Someone Dies Heroically
* Ranger - All the Rain Promises and More: A Hip Pocket Guide to Western Mushrooms
* Rogue - The DM's copy of the Monster Manual
* Wizard - A Wizard of Earthsea
* Warlock - large compilation of Doctor Strange comics

oh you’re having problems with red skinned four armed aliens implanting eggs in your villagers?

sounds like a xill issue

rich cishet goyim with exactly NO skin in this damn game. Fucking collaborators. I should just give up on voting.

please tell me it's part of the natural cycle of being a constituent to be incredibly pissed off at your fucking so called representatives

critics complained that so called takosatsu shows should be octopus outfits only but piped down after Ika Rider Black was a runaway success

Rain Dog boosted

A stunning example of volcanic lightning, created when colliding particles of volcanic ash generate massive amounts of static electricity, captured by photographer Sergio Tapiro.

Sergio's website: galeria.sergiotapiro.com

“Obi Wan Gay. Maybe he means Ben Gay?”
“Pardon me, sir?”
“Old Ben’s a hermit who makes ointment out beyond the Dune Sea.”

LATER

“Uhh he claims to be the property of an Obi Wan Gay, do you know him?”
“Of course I know him, he’s me! I haven’t been called Gay since about the time your father died.”

40k thought; Space Wolves getting tattooed with knotworks centered around the I/O interface ports embedded in their skin

Given space opera is pulpy sci-fi and a horse opera is pulpy westerns a rock opera should logically be Two Fisted Metamorphic Tales and other gritty geology stories.

Paleontology is technically geology rather than biology

So that means Jurassic Park etc is a rock opera.

Common misconception, Frankenstein was the doctor, Jankenstein was the monster he stitched together from denim

following up "Sodomy" from Meet the Feebles with "What Does the Fox Say?"

honestly there needs to be a mashup available to play at furry dances

pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupillon?

you know, that film where Steve McQueen is a convict in French Guyana, and therefore his attempt to steal a motorcycle and jump the barbed wire to escape to Switzerland doesn't work because that's nowhere near French Guyana?

Spaced on the name of the Lawrence Welk Show during a discussion of glurgy TV he hated replacing Sid Caesar’s Show, and nearly referred to it as the Lee Van Cleef Show

from earlier before I was apparently in weepy wreck mode. People like werewolves so why not share?

as self care this evening, more D&D stuff like you’d never guess!

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