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"They're escaping eediot! Dispatch war rocket Ajax to bring back his body!"

I don't like a man with too many muscles!

Well I didn't make him for YOU!

come to think of it, why hasn't anyone made a parody stoner sci fi movie about weed called "Hash Gordon"

oh, that's right, because David Lynch already made a stoner sci fi movie about weed

"Look! Water is falling from her eyes!"
"It's what they call tears. It's a sign of their weakness."

SO THIS IS WHAT IT MUST BE LIKE INSIDE A BONG!

STRANGE OBJECT IMAGED IN THE IMPERIAL VORTEX!

Bring it through safely, land it.

* headbangs, throws up the horns *

Edgar Rice Burroughs as a healthy, lactose-free, soy-free alternative to Edgar Milk Burroughs, sure, but have you considered Edgar Oat Burroughs?

I am weirdly having mixed feelings about Mamdami's win because 1) actually yeah, he sounds like a good candidate, 2) I don't entirely trust him, 3) since I'm not in New York and neither are you maybe we should stay out of it and let it be THEIR thing to feel good about, 4) people on Bluesky are celebrating with the sheer obnoxious fury of sports fans and 5) I kinda dislike that my politics too, has REALLY gotten filtered through "who cares if it goes sour, it makes my oppressors unhappy."

Anyway here’s today’s , trying for a little more considered composition.

games workshop should cash in on the whole "make it pink with ribbons for girls" schtick by releasing Tomb Princesses as a counterpart to Tomb Kings

with undead unicorns

this would let them sell official GW glitter and I'm pretty sure they want to

Okay I cooked with winter melon for the first time ever. This is a little like saying "I cooked with corn for the first time ever." It is a lot easier to cook with than getting giant chunks of melon suggests, and came out great!

tonight is about the end of Excalibur and Jim Holloway’s cover for Dragon 127

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Trying to stave off this evening’s rabidly foul mood, here’s a from earlier — the kenku seidhcona was easier to figure out than the nature spirit so.

HERE ARE THREE FACTS YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT DARTH MAUL!

1) Darth Maul's name is Luamh Trad spelled backwards!

2) His signature weapon isn't a maul at all! Laaame.

3) His boundless rage stems from his master, Darth Sidious, always calling on him while he's on the pot or in the shower. Sheesh.

I gain more technical skill and confidence in my artwork as I get older, but actually figuring out how to monetize it/how to overcome my ADHD to meet deadlines while profoundly stressed are skills I don't have, and also, it looks increasingly like there's no paying audience/this would never actually pay enough to cover bills and rent.

me, making a LOT of salad nicoise at way too late to be eating;

this is what you get
this is what you get
this is what you get when you mess with the
herbes de provence

Also, to go with seasonal spirit, have a very old pointless cartoon. Mad props to Charles Schultz for his timeless cultural contribution.

Halloween this evening. Figure the soundtrack is “Dem Bones,” Elmer Bernstein!

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