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uspol, personal 

And another thing which thank God my younger friends won't have, though they will have this from Dubya; I'm old enough to remember a bit of the Reagan years (past the fog of PTSD) and so "the President is this vicious asshole and does whatever egregious bullshit he wants, and my fellow citizens in the south eat it up" is an ongoing background script which does NOT HAVE GOOD ASSOCIATIONS FOR ME.

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uspol, personal 

I really hate how fucking intrusive this goddamned regime is. I might never come under surveillance, but boom, it's there every fucking day. It makes Twitter untenable, it makes me think about it when I'm trying to chill out, and because my friends are here, I talk about it here.

It's the classic narcissist thing - keep pulling vicious crap to keep you off guard, keep you focused on them - only unlike getting fired from New Tech, I can't get away from 45.

there was gonna be a huge angry rant here about how uncomfy I can feel; about the nature of stereotypes and how toxic dialogue means attempts to do better can become more toxic dialogue;

but I think I can most quickly and diplomatically summarize it as "yeah, close Twitter."

(seriously someone used "her body is a sinful display of curves" in a MU* description and I cannot see it as anything other than faux-Raymond-Chandler voiceover)

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The dame walked into my office. Her body was a sinful display of curves. Long blond hair cascaded down her shoulders, down to the lush swell of her chest, her long legs curving BEYOND SOMEHOW IN A WAY I CANNOT AND DARE NOT RECALL

THE COLOUR OUT OF SPACE

THE FIVE DIMENSIONAL SOLIDS

THE BOTCHINO

meme; whisper to me those three beautiful words 

Kevin Smith jorts

oglaf.com/beachhero/

omg a portrayal of the old man on Hlidskjalf, in Oglaf. Awesome. Also NSFW.

meme 

uh...

Bram Stoker's Harry Potter?

uspol... other peoples' art? 

Wow, about the last thing I would have expected is that someone would take that asshole's comments and make a sort of snide if gorgeous piece of artwork based on how "girl with guns" and "hot teacher/librarian" are pinup art tropes.

So a pinup artist posting on DeviantArt has become the so far only ordinary human being to benefit from 45's Administration in any way, shape or form.

uspol 

ultimately the Second Amendment means DICK, because we all live with a double standard.

Right-wingers can pack semi-automatics in public, or pull shit like seize and damage government land/property and a First Nations site and get a li'l slap on the wrist. Yet the moment a Black dude says "hey, I'm packing, I'm handing it over real slow," some pig kills him in front of his girlfriend.

Just how much of a right is it if only half or less the country has it?

btw I seriously like the term "fellatio" more than say "cocksucking." It sounds so, y'know, Shakesperean.

"Good FELLATIO, hark, here comes a fellow hence unto the glorie-holle, that glad tidings may be delivered; look to it!"

MODOK, the less licensing intensive MODOKX, and of course his nemesis, LESDOK.

Gay, comment about sexuality 

CNN: "your child might act in a HOMOSEXUAL MANNER online for internet points known as 'clout.'"

Hi! I'm INCREDIBLY Bi, we're talking Kinsey 3 right on the nose, grinding my hips to INXS, multisyllabic ga-ha-HAAAAY with a little hand gesture, and I like... *checks paper*

fellatio!

so please say nice things about my drawings and for more about I-like-fellating, like and subscribe!

subtooting art videos;

GOD, FRANK, COULD YOU NOT?

mindless pooptooting, caps 

skreee

Is it supposed to be doing that?

KLUNK

ok. Okay, we’re ready now.

We’re Pinepitch Prosthetic Eyes and we want... revolution! LATRANS STYLE NOW!

* extremely Terrence McKenna voice *

I’m uncertain why I’d associate forests in the Santa Cruz Mountains with 1200 Micrograms.

Uncertain

Uncertain

* thump thump thump thump *

So that was hiking about 5 miles, including going down about 800+ ft then up about 800+ ft.

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