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oh yeah, Meco's cover of the music from Star Trek The Motion Picture. Which implies a... yeah.

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oh yeah, Meco's cover of the music from The Black Hole.

Which implies a way better movie, tbh.

*throws crescent kicks at robots in slow-mo*

your regular reminder that both Star Wars and Alien were so 70s they were even more movies with truckers.

ah yes it's oviposition and bunny tf day over on FurAffinity. Oh, and it's pornographic Judy Hopps fan comic season, but that's like 364/year around here.

aaand it's off to the customer and I'm gonna eat dinner.

.. however the contention that it's always accompanied by wordless chorus is entirely midrashic and might stem from a misinterpretation of "tatzlil," usually translated as "leitmotif."

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The Ark of the Covenant emits a continuous, ominous hum. Says so in Numbers.

movie paraphrase, the requisite effusive huge beardy character 

"I knew the Germans would hire you, Sallah. You're the loudest big bearded bara stereotype in Cairo."
"MY SERVICES ARE ENTIRELY INCONSEQUENTIAL!"

even more quotes to soundtracks? 

"Your fire, it is dying. Vhy don't you tell us vhere it is and be reasonable?"
"Listen, Herr Mack. I don't know who you are, or what sort of people you're used to dealing with, but nobody tells me what to do in my place."

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even more quotes to soundtracks? 

"Good evening, heh heh, Fraulein."
"The bar's closed."
"Ve are not thirsty."
"Whatta you want?"
"The same thing your friend Doctor Jones vanted. Surely he told you there vould be other interested parties."
"Musta slipped his mind."
"The man is, heh heh, nefarious. I hope for your sake he has not yet ackvired it."
"Why, are you willing to pay more?"
"Oh, almost certainly."
"I don't have it. But I know where it is."

listening to soundtrack, movie quote from memory 

Neo, meaning new and lithic - I T H I C - meaning stone. Okay now let's turn our attention to this site, 13 barrow near Hazelton. Now this site indicates one of the great dangers of archaeology, not to life and limb, although that may occasionally take place. No, I'm talking about folklore. In this case local folklore held that a golden casket was buried at this site and this accounts for the holes here, here and here dug... around the... uh...

Then I got a batch of olives and supermarket spicy roll and inarizushi and a sausage stick thing because I’m canine trash.

And after only 5.5 hours today plus about 4 hours last weekend and some time realizing I was on the wrong track this week, I have 9 pages of concept and layout drawings which I now need to scan and send to the customer to await revision.

And that’s my productivity this weekend, how’s by you?

okay, that piece of furry art was really really Gay, so even though it wasn't *that* cockworshippy, it still merits the Gay Furry Porn Song.

youtu.be/dfe8tCcHnKY

filk, all caps 

consider that "eating a muffin" has the same scansion as "killing an arab" and you can filk The Cure accordingly

STARING AT MYSELF
REFLECTED IN CRANBERRIES
IN THE PASTRY AT THE SHOP
(PASTRY AT THE SHOP)
I'M ALIVE
I'M DEAD
I'M THE STRANGER

CRANKY! Also uspol 

1) paid rent and utilities and that sure makes me feel stuck, trapped and treading water until I go under.

2) this means I noticed this customer has still never paid me for doing stuff for them. So I sent the politest note I could think of

3) my art-stuff goes through AOL and my day-job-stuff through gmail, which means I have to see Unser Fuehrer's fucking smug bloated shitface when I sign in to check mail. I'm so sick of him, I'm so sick of seeing him.

And, sitting in a coffee shop already feeling grumbly about how little of my time is actually *mine*, a small child has a sudden loud meltdown because their cup fell on the floor (when you don’t have much data to go on, every loss or denial can be a real tragedy);

and I realize not breeding was a kind decision, that I am not a good choice for parenthood.

Our new FALWAFFLE

a waffle made of chick pea flour, deep fried, with syrup and sujuk for a deliciously middle eastern inspired breakfast treat! It’s gluten-free!

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