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"My waffle is insufficiently toasted, Lord Vader."
"What if it could be turned to the dark side?"
"Yes... It would make a most powerful part of this complete breakfast."
"It will join a bowl of cereal, a glass of juice and a ramekin of fruit, or die."
@JulieSqveakaroo I find your lack of complex carbohydrates disturbing.
@Momentrabbit Now I really want a waffle.
@zebratron2084 Such is the power of the force. *mysterious nodnod*
@Momentrabbit
I have altered the food pyramid.
Pray I do not alter it further.