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@kobi_lacroix Streaking. By definition, you cannot synthesize going au naturelle. n.n

Nnngh. *pinches bridge of muzzle, beneath rapidly and poorly repaired glasses* I propose an OpenGlasses. The specs spec, if you will. Skeleton frame and arms, substantial adjustability and customizability across three standard deviations of humanoid head sizes via captive hex nuts/tapped holes and M1 hex-head bolts. Cheap to manufacture as backup frames for any lens. Flexible lens mounting strap? Screw mounts? Friction fit?

Mmnph.

Revisit when eyes not trying to unscrew selves from head. >.<

@krinndnz @rootsworks Oops. *hides tentacles* Sorry, I try to keep those out of sight in public. n.n

And thank you, Tigress. High praise indeed. XD

@Oneironott You *are* a very productive ottr under proper stimulation, yes. 😜

@noelle Maybe the real superpower was the asset reallocation through embezzlement we made along the way?

@JulieSqveakaroo @001zlnv Oh, we're going to need one of those big old Quonset steel buildings for a shop. Lots of room to expand as the business grows... but you know, we'll be models of restraint to start. Just a few industrial-scale erections on site and some generously proportioned free-standing racks. Once we've got the plasma cutter hooked up, we'll see about making some passes at a roo lass' gasses. XD

@rey I had a pair of Shihtai sunglasses once. Perhaps their factory was in the same neighbourhood. n.n

@JulieSqveakaroo It is not a wrong sort of thought at all. It is very right: I think that is why they do not want us having it.

We should open our own shop.
With blackjack.
And fwoompers.

*hugs*

@rootsworks Not at all. They are where our shame *comes* from. We funnel every rude impulse *into* the geese, you see. They are bound to our machinations, and we are kept polite despite our inclinations.

We are their honkonucleus... and they are the collective Canadian geas.

lewd 

@rey @Oneironott Hi there! Always pleased to meet somebody new, or pneu, as the case may be. n.n

"Give me a three-song reading for the morning, Nightmare."
"[ Fire, Fire. ]"
"Yes."
"[ This Ends Now. ]"
"Of course."
"[ I'm Not The Breakman. ]"
"... I'm going to see this place turned to cinders, aren't I."
"[ Some day! Doesn't *have* to be today. Pace yourself. n.n ]"

(sigh)
*deep, centering breath*

*goes to work*

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@Oneironott And then agitate you gently until all the bubbles are out, once you've fully set. Then a final burst of gas to free you, and you'll have a nicely fwoomped out silicone copy of yourself to play with once you pull yourself together. 💜

@JulieSqveakaroo ... I have heard of phone services like this. I understand there is usually a charge per minute, and tolls may apply.

Re: last boost
Well, not "deer" so much as "jackalope", and we need to have a discussion about the whole "infectious sexuality" component of 40-point antlers as a renewable resource of chaos and the limitless misunderstanding potentials of the phrase "he'd like to sport an enormous rack," but basically, yep.

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