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"Oops! An unexpected error has occurred."

1. Isn't 'unexpected' implicit in the need to notify the end user of an unspecific error they have no agency to attend to? "Sorry, breaking character here and pulling back the curtain, Something Didn't Go As Planned. Whoops."
2. After the first three screenfulls of such alerts, the error is no longer exactly unexpected by said user, contextually speaking.
3. I need more sleep and/or coffee.

@skolli@mastodon.social @chr@cybre.space Eee! I'm excited. Are you excited? (I'm excited). n.n

@noelle @porsupah That's 'Yesss', the algorithm that runs Buzzztube, of course! And possibly Disney's Internet Princess. Depends on the opening weekend numbers. >.>

you've heard of My Sharona, now get ready for 

@LexYeen Always shi's so much
dtf
There's just so much fluff
Four feet on the floor
Even more
And shi's also 'taur
My my my my my WOO!

>.>

@porsupah I think this is the first time a pharmaceutical *manufacturer* is responsible for a severe burn on a topical application. XD

@JulieSqveakaroo You need one of those inflatable casts and a foot pump! Here, I'll help!

((Irony: dammit, I can't perv when a friend is suffering. Poor roo...))

@001zlnv "Another vulpine fertility ghoddess fetish?!" "Mm-hmm. Embedded in a cornerstone of a bank." "What kind of currency did they deal in, I wonder."

*suddenly knows what that metal-bearing filament in his printer is meant for*

@Canageek@cybre.space @DialMforMara My Unholy Terrier here takes a cute picture, and she is sending good feelings. We hope that helps. n.n

*reading clinical textbook on remediating damaged hands*

*gets midway through repatterning motions to teach smooth motion*

"Huh. Just like teaching a neural network to smoothly control a robot arm with fuzzy logic to accomodate sticky pistons and bad encoders."

(*blink*)

"Well, fuck. I've gone and spent decades preemptively remodelling the entire universe in my head because I don't like how somebody else cooks the apple pie again, haven't I."

*sigh*

*resumes reading*

Earth Incompatible Body (-) 

As I was remarking to @PhoenixTril a day or two ago, a disorder with a name like 'Polymorphic Light Eruptions' *should* give you the ability to extrude hardlight shards at will from your extremities.

I'm not angry, just disappointed.

And itching.

And aching, as the damn thing's setting off a cascade of arthritis-like pain. Clever little fucker, you've found new doorbells to ring in my autoimmune system...

Get my ass to Mars. Or a lower UV planet. >.<

@Leucrotta You too, huh. XD Courage. It was all part of building our tolerance to film cheese. n.n

@Leucrotta If you're going for a bad idea, go all the way into phasers-at-transwarp-bad. Fake elf ears, hotel bath sheet over a hotel robe, fake beard, flip-flops.

Demand to share their pain. n.n

MH (÷) 

@literorrery Please turn the lights off before you leave the planet.

2-question mini-survey: pain & fear thereof 

@Jssra After about 7.5, I have to *do* something about the pain. Knead it. Stretch it. Strike it. Force the joint through range of motion. Cause more discomfort to distract from pain I can't alter, or overload the sensation pathways. Even, yes, 'hit my head against the wall because it feels so good when it stops' - that was a very bad migraine.

So... I guess around 7.5 or 8 is where I get afraid I can't take it getting much worse. Hmm.

2-question mini-survey: pain & fear thereof 

@Jssra
a) A typical day starts at 1 at 5am, with little bursts of 3-5 in specific sites as they're stretched in regular active use (right heel tendonitis, right subpatellar arthritis, left hip rusty nailgun(??)). By 3pm most days, hip's fine but foot's a beat-to-stop-hurting 7, forearm extensors are a screaming 7, elbow joints and wrists a dull hot 6. By bedtime, icepacks and rest have it down to 5.

b)'Afraid' doesn't really factor into it? (more)

@JulieSqveakaroo @PhoenixTril The nest appears undisturbed, beyond bunmom remodelling a little at the entrance and exit. n.n We're taking the doggos out for walks until the buns are grown and off to college, instead of risking Terrierrmagerddon if one finds them - and I'm leaving them alone too, bunmom doesn't need the worry or flashbulbs. We just had the lawn resodded, but the part they're on is mulch on dirt - never chemicals, no mowers, shielded and quiet. Safe as can be. 💜

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