Now hiring: someone to adopt me to be my cool trans mom.
Job duties include:
I'll occasionally tell you about my transition progress and we can talk about how life is hard but we're doing a good job.
I'll write you a letter around Mother's Day and we can joke about how it arrived late in the mail.
idk I can bake cookies too for birthdays I guess???
@fluxom_alt Hi, I'm Keri. I'm more like the Faerie Godmother who'll tell you where your Shit is Fucked, play funny jokes on you that trick you into confronting your inner demons and winning, and who'll make you brownies, but it's Brownie Roulette, some of them have THC, some don't. *She smirks* Three for one deal, you get Tohri as the Cool Uncle with the fast car, and Yaori, the weird hippie dragon princess.
@Motodrachen @fluxom_alt That sounds super nice and I'd love to be your IT huskybot and make sure you've got properly configured network for your whole commune.
I accept payment in cuddles, skirts, lewds, and weed.
@Motodrachen This sounds good but fair warning when I get edible high I tend to fall asleep quiiiiiiiickly
@Motodrachen @fluxom_alt .... Can I get part-time adopted?