Cabinet Derg @Motodrachen@awoo.space

@sabby I know, in this neighborhood I can absolutely get away with breaking and decorating.

It's like showing up as a witch at a cul-de-sac, weeding flower beds, planting flowers, chatting everyone up, and then before you know it, everyone has given you their housekeys because you're taking all their kids to the Aquarium later.

Like, you folks know that I re-arranged Everything in this place to focus energies and concentrate mana, right?

@sabby Kerithe: Well yeah Duh. I'm a multiple system with one personality who's -Sorta- like that, but it's more like religious trauma.

So, I've been his therapist for years, and developed some really interesting tools for breaking mental chains. And Padlocks. And deadbolts.
Being the Keymaster doesn't stop at Keys, sweetie. An open mind is always worth a few broken locks.

@sabby You know, someone called me out for Specifically this kind of kink, but for expressing the desire to be a Top in this situation.

Like Uhhh? Some people Want the kind of psychological abuse I grew up with, just without the nasty side effects. Last I checked, Nicotine is poison, it's True.
Folks just want a tiny bit of poison for flavor and none of the related toxic shit.

@Bisexuhorny Well yes, but it's already my bedtime. =P Besides, I can turn you into girl goo right out in front of god and errybody here, you girls all leave your security codes set to the factory defaults. On purpose(?)

Meanwhile, properly hacking my Wife is more like a Game between a white hat and a black hat, I'll get in but she'll call me out on the tricks I used to get In.

@Bisexuhorny *Laughs* No need! I know what I do. Hell, Before I knew what I was doing I got a boyfriend of mine so riled up and horny that he went balls deep into me at a crowded room party before I had time to cross my eyes properly.

And he breaks magnums on the reg. Nearly split me in half right in front of a cute fox girl I was having a conversation with.

So No need to say sorry. I melted you into a Puddle thru Text, what do you think I expected? <3

@Bisexuhorny And that's just what I can do, fully clothed, sitting in a chair across the room. At the furry con, I was mean and kept interrupting my ladyfriend mid thought by just randomly stroking her exposed feet.

To the point where our mutual friend asks the room if this is just Normal for us.
Celine, my wife and I all misunderstood what he was asking about. So yes, Very normal for me to be a tentacle monster in normal social situations.

@Bisexuhorny You should see what I do to my Boss when I'm mad at him.

When I have tone, implication, subtext, context and innuendo to work with, I'm a goddamn nightmare.

@Bisexuhorny Good girl. Make sure you do the dishes and wipe down the sink before you come upstairs.

And if you're really good and sweep the floor, I'll make sure to give you a good night kiss.

@Bisexuhorny *Giggles* The other day I made long division flash card games hot.

We married an Asexual, cranking up the sex magic to maximum is Required.
You should see what I do to Transguys. They act like I'm some kinda unicorn.

@Bisexuhorny Oh.

When the time comes, you'll know.

@Bisexuhorny Honestly, it's a bunch of personality disorders that got minmaxed really neatly. I'm the sex witch that got Denied and felt Gross for thirty years and sat in back while Tohri fronted and tried to be a normal human being.
Then I managed to pop free.
Things like me are where all the witch and changeling and Faerie mythos from ireland comes from. I'm this hot because I'm Fae. We basically Are sex magic.

@Bisexuhorny Oh... Little one, witches don't take paying in Money.

That'd be Wrong.

@Bisexuhorny Hi there! I do advertise a group discount.

@sabby Kerithe: Sweetie, if I go into your mind, the switches I flip will turn you into a big happy free love pansexual hippie with issues even Defining your own gender, and preference other than "Yes, please".

I've been performance tuning Tohri for years, and he puts up a Fight when I try and fuck with parts of His personality. You probably left the default passwords on and everything for me~