Cabinet Derg @Motodrachen@awoo.space

@pandora_parrot Awesome! Yeah, paintball can be a great experience if you strip away the Call of Shooty toxic masculinity

@Bisexuhell@snouts.online Keri: Thank you sweetie, I've been so very thankful folks here appreciate me. The other dragon who lives in our house (Not head) complains about my 'Goddamn Charisma Score' because I'm always chatty and charming even in customer service interactions and he Haaaaates it.

Tohri: Oh, sure. What's a modern way to properly convey that I have a cock, but I serve the Goddess to the point of psychological self harm? I think it's a swear word actually.
Keri: Oh, right. Yeah, they call folks like you Beta Male Cucks.
Tohri: *Deep breath* Yes. Yes they do.

Keri: And then I come into the picture. I'm not Just a priestess, I'm the motherfucking Hand to the high priestess, let back in the temple on Good Behavior.
All that witch bullshit we grew up on isn't just Relevant again, in my hands it Works.
And this fucked Tohri up even Worse, because all of a sudden there was someone using the Exact Same Body to throw around the kind of spiritual energy he thought was untouchable.
Like Duh, what did you think Mom was trying to say with that bullshit?

So there's a weird feedback loop for him. He knows what he is. He's got a Really Really good idea of what he is, gender-wise. It's the one he got assigned at thirteen or fourteen. Yes, Male... But the male that not only may walk in the temple, but Needs to be there. Someone has to fix the plumbing and tend the Gardens.

Problem is, he's honored as that. But outside the temple, without the Robes on, he's still Just male.

The girl part of me is thoroughly unconcerned with her gender. It's annoying as hell, because she Likes the beard and won't stop playing with it.
She likes breaking social rules and being a contradiction just Fine.

Tohri, meanwhile, got pumped full of TERF misandry growing up, but went through all the rites and rituals of the Goddess, because... Well if you grow up Catholic, you go to Mass and receive Communion.
Grow up a Witch, and you meet the Goddess.

@addamschloe I'm seriously waiting till I can have a cock and labia. A friend told me it's a thing they can do now, and I'm really sorely tempted.

Because as much as I just want lips down there, all the rest of the folks in my life like my dick more than I do. XD

@Kaffe@chitter.xyz You've got cute bits. =3

@Rybark@snouts.online @thatwingsy@snouts.online Oh probably.

I'll just get "Dragon Wagon' stenciled on instead.

@SeddyOchs@yiff.life In this household, we prepare hotdogs the traditional japanese way, young lady!
Cut them into squids and deep fry them!

@SeddyOchs@yiff.life @floofcat@yiff.life @MapleDeer You know, my parents Fled ohio because of what it does to people's sense of propriety vis a vis food.

@SeddyOchs@yiff.life @floofcat@yiff.life @MapleDeer No dummy, you use Falafel.

@fluxom_alt You know that's exactly what's going on, right?

@floofcat@yiff.life @SeddyOchs@yiff.life @MapleDeer Spwhagetti and Mweatless Bawls.

I miss the IRC/ICQ days because losing that client as my primary means of communication meant I couldn't use text color anymore.
Hideously misused in it's time, yeah, but if I could have Red Text for Tohri, Blue for Keri and White for... Well, stuff that isn't Either of them, it'd make it way cleaner and easier to communicate via Text.

@GlitterDisaster@snouts.online Nah, you're cute as hell.
Annoying is all the other sites, everybody here is cool and what they have to say is valid. =P

@thatwingsy@snouts.online @Rybark@snouts.online My lincoln continental needs a sticker that says "I identify as an SVT Mustang". with another that says "4.6 Transverse" underneath in rainbow gradient.

Same engine, just the wrong way round in a big, plush body. XD

@Bisexuhorny Again, I've actually had to use this aimed the Other direction.
Turning someone who was Kept as a pet (More or less) into a powerful, independent person through subliminal reinforcement and conditioning.

over more than a Decade. I know how to Do the thing because I've gotten so good at undoing the Damage it causes.

@SeddyOchs@yiff.life @MapleDeer *Makes a note to sell "Hungwy Homo" frozen dinners at the next con*