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@skolli@mastodon.social Nope. Got the big tub of whipped cream and the biscuits are in the oven.

@skolli@mastodon.social Cute little peen and all.

@skolli@mastodon.social In my house, young lady... We eat the Whole Girl.

re: nsfw shitposting 

@ROCKETDRAG@snouts.online @cynosura nerd sniped you too, huh?

@clipclopboom@snouts.online I... think you could use to get some help.
Like, I'm gonna agree with her. This has been some paranoid, psychotic, and suicidal stuff here and not the make believe kind.

I've had friends who thought the KGB were trailing them and they're much happier on low dose, modern antipsychotic medication.
I've had friends hearing the voice of God, Lucifer, dead relatives... And their posts before the psych ward looked like this.

Please check yourself in, sweetie.

@skolli@mastodon.social Like Snugglr or something....

@skolli@mastodon.social I could do it. The two gayass dragons I'm practically Family with are Hardware nuts, and I'd have @haybuck onboard in about twelve seconds flat.

@Kaffe@chitter.xyz *Punches her card and affixes the government mandated ear tag*

@Elizafox With a lonely, insane, bitter old spirit entity looming over the place, who only smiles and dances when the festival comes on halloween.

@skolli@mastodon.social ...Do I have to go and set up a website where transgirls can find other local transgirls to share housing with?

Practical in theory? Yes. In the real world... No that would burst into flames on contact.

The best comment on the Bitcoin crash that I have ever read and will ever read:

"why is it still going down

why hasn't the government done anything to stop this"

@Elizafox You can travel to Connecticut over all hallows eve for the festival, if you're willing to pass below the eye of a long mad god and into his crumbling palace of twisting hallways and procedurally generated corridors.

The costumes and bacchanal bring him joy, and for this he grants blessings.

re: Inflation shitpost 

@SomeRandomSatanic I mean, it's no fun being heavier than air And highly explosive.

@Nerts ...Correlation doesn't imply causation here poss.

@Deerfats@snouts.online Mastodon is postmodern satanism that recognizes the concept of the Greater Self.

re: Inflation shitpost 

@SomeRandomSatanic Dang, all I have is this Nitrous tank.

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