Cabinet Derg @Motodrachen@awoo.space

@brushy@snouts.online @clipclopboom@snouts.online Brushie, I'm a Witch, I grew up knowing all about this stuff. And Willow here knows full well how powerful stuff that goes on 'All in your head' are.

And there's way, WAY more of it than you or I know. And it's the subtle stuff that's the most dangerous.

Like Doritos. They're the ultimate definition of Faerie Food.

@clipclopboom@snouts.online @brushy@snouts.online Keri: Psychic Landmines. Loaded Ideas. Radioactive Concepts and Toxic Thinking.

Basically anything on the Darker Reddits, Infowars, or anything designed by intent or accident to fuck with someone's head.

@may Yeah, the learning curve is a cliff you have to climb.
If you Like, I can help you out. I'm tooling around with a couple other dragons in very near endgame ships and blowing up asteroids. XD

@hazzardwolf@snouts.online Why am I unsurprised you're into that sort of thing?

But yes, I am fully capable of putting you in a coma as detailed. Bo-peep diploma or no.

@ratbite666 Speaking as a pretty Boy (For, like, most intents and purposes) I had to get used to my cock being Cute.

So I feel ya on that one, when you're a nonstandard configuration, you kinda have to take what you can get and roll with it when you can. I know I'll never be manly as fuck, but I can live with kawaii.

@Cilich Goddamn quantum waveforms. That gender swap potion wasn't supposed to have that sort of side effect.

@Cilich I feel personally responsible for these posts, people.

@budgiebin@snouts.online Look, Don't make me post the Topless pics.

2011/2018

Gender of the Day: ​ Frank Zappa's "Dirty Love" ​

@Kaiyena@snouts.online One of the core paradoxes about Men is that you'll be expected to Be one by other men, but never Validated as one by other men.

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@pandora_parrot Because of a Gastro illness, I've had to eliminate so much from my diet that the only things I can reliably eat from a convenience store is the Trail Mix.

Because of this major dietary restriction, I went from 300+lbs to 200lbs in just around two years. Now, if I don't source it, and cook it at home, I don't eat it. Along the way, it was Very clearly revealed to me how God Awful all of the industrial food in america is.

And I'm not an isolated instance. Our housemate has been waiting on disability for Four Years, and finally got it. So he went from eating just what we prepare here, to Uber Eats from just about everywhere. And gained forty pounds in a Month.

Our other housemate gave up Snacks, Soda, Fast Food and takeout pizza when he moved in with us. He's lost about the same amount of weight in four months.

And we're not eating any kind of Gimmick diet. We shop at a Restaurant Supplier. We eat Well, and live Deliciously. But doing so takes a lot more time, effort, kitchen equipment and study than practically Anyone has.

But we prioritize it. I'm not going back to living with that Prejudice every day of my life.

@clipclopboom@snouts.online Keri: I need to have a long fucking talk with this woman.

@clipclopboom@snouts.online Tohri: It can be a lot for people to realize you're Serious about any major personal change.

She needs to be less fucking selfish about her emotions. If you're really important to her and she loves you, she'll support you for real, Educate herself, and do everything she can to help you feel comfortable.

Fuck knows I do for Karen. Hell, I'm custom built inside, just to fit her perfectly, in the utmost comfort. Your wife can file off some of the edges on the Daggers if I can be made of goddamn Memory foam. And not just for Karen, but for all my family.

@clipclopboom@snouts.online Keri: *Snorts* My wife does something akin to that, but it really doesn't bother me when she says she sees us as 'The collective being known as Max'. I mean, she attac, she protec, but mostly... She Correc.

Part of the trouble living with a Data Dog.

@Kaffe@chitter.xyz This but unironically.

Also, Coarse, Rough and Granular.