Cabinet Derg @Motodrachen@awoo.space

Tohri: The issue with being an iron dragon is that people forget how Brittle iron can be.

Hard, sure. Wear-proof under the right conditions.

But start taking a hammer to the delicate bits of the casting and you'll have Expensive Scrap in about three swings.

@SeddyOchs@yiff.life Sitcoms have stories with 'And Then' plot elements. Causality doesn't really apply.

Dramas have 'And So' plots if they're Good. Causality is Crucial.

@Cilich I can't imagine why

When is reality going to get back to 'And So,' storytelling and not 'And Then'

@cozykaffe@snouts.online Dummy Thicc

I'm really enjoying feeling free enough to wear skirts, kilts and like maxi skirts and stuff.

Like I hadn't really realized how BORING pants were.
Now I can have colorful flowy stuff on all over. And it's way easier to move when you're not fighting Denim all day

@cozykaffe@snouts.online That's supposed to be The Government.

@clipclopboom@snouts.online Nope, just had to rewire all the power lines with teflon coated milspec silver plated superflex.

Still got a connector dangling down low where the Vagina is supposed to plug in tho.

@cozykaffe@snouts.online Tactical nuclear raccoon balls

I think I'm a kinda factory reject that got past QC on a technicality.

Like oh, for this model the 22-34-F wiring harness works as well as the -M variant, just leave it in.

@gnarlyanimal@snouts.online Pokesona

@azushark Delicious shark milk

@budgiebin@snouts.online Your upbringing was some Prophecy shit.

I get the feeling that nobody else here got raised Enby.

@clipclopboom@snouts.online @budgiebin@snouts.online Nope this was slipping and falling straight into a piece of expanded plate steel. Full power, I was basically at a run down a hill and slipped.

@budgiebin@snouts.online Less a superman and more when the hero gets hit with the Big Bad's Gravity blast and gets smooshed to the floor.