Cabinet Derg @Motodrachen@awoo.space

@Kilroy@snouts.online I spent too much time committing Heresy with Mopeds to really give too much of a Damn about doing everything Dealership Certified.

Besides, I wanna be like the Last person around who knows how to fix these damn things. XD

Just a day in the life of a pirate mechanic.

@Kilroy@snouts.online Tohri: Oh. Oh no, you don't understand.
We make it fit. I think the I just didn't Seat the CV correctly. The strut is staying in there and I'm gonna have to drill a hole for the other one too.

Keri: This is one of our standards of masculinity: Haephestos. The idiot who'll beat himself senseless every day crafting and fixing and making stuff only to get up the next day and everything is busted again.

...In our mythos, we save some space by bundling Prometheus, Haephestos and Sisyphus into the same overworked, underpaid and underappreciated deity.

@kelseyhusky @Draekos I just spent all day hammering away on my Lincoln Continental, Barchetta, because I believe in it's machine spirit.

And I fucked up the ritual in a small but meaningful way and ran outta daylight so I had to get a ride home. :\

That being said, I'll have to do it Again anyways on the Driver's side, so.. *Shrug* I'm not expecting everyone to submit to religious level masochism crawling under their cars and doing their own exhaust rebuilds or hauling engines out or anything but like...

Not a suuuper expensive church to get in. And you'd be amazed at what a full set of automotive tools lets you tear apart.

Ugh. Got the passenger side strut, bearing and CV axle replaced on my Continental but the CV didn't seat all the way.

FML. I hate spending all day on a Dud project

@Draekos @kelseyhusky I'm in a weird place as a Machine Shaman here.
Because, uh.

Machines have a Spirit too. Human effort goes into Making them, using them, keeping them, fixing them, modifying them... Living with them.

There's an exchange of soul energy that goes on. It's foolish to think that taking a bit of Machine into you will make you Less than what you were.

Serve the machine's spirit and it will serve you. And just like magic, usually you pay for this in Blood.

@Draekos They never considered that the human soul might be the kinda thing that borgs into Machines and assimilates them.

Of course these are the same folks who have Very close emotional connections with the tech they already own.

@Kilroy@snouts.online Keri: the Pot of gold was inside of you all along.

@gnarlyanimal@snouts.online Nope, you're a piece of epic loot this dragon wants for their hoard.

Kerithe: Public Service announcement: The common misconception is that a rainbow is shaped the way it is.

It's not, you're only seeing half of it.

Rainbows natural state is a Ring. Do with this knowledge what you will.

@juni@snouts.online *Sighs and throws the Soda Base vape flavor they have straight into the trash*

@blackcorvo It's because it's a gimp mask that's been rebranded?

@SeddyOchs@yiff.life In Washington DC.

Y'all ever think about what the result of a fusion between your fursona and one of your Friends would look like?

...Act like?

Yeah me neither.

@SeddyOchs@yiff.life That's the 'And Then' Part.
Bunch of Important stuff happens...

And Then the gang suffer no consequences.

@SeddyOchs@yiff.life Then you have 'It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia'