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comedic sex ref in art 

oh my gosh @budgiebin is RAD and made this for me and AAAAAAAAAAAA

@icedmochafox is comin for ur gf

@clipclopboom@snouts.online Kerithe: I've discovered a hidden love for spandex blends.

re: non-binary pondering, slur-adjacent, input appreciated 

@lacuna I feel the same way about being a Hermaphrodite. Like... Yeah it's a slur type thing for intersex folks but uh, I'm pretty damn intersex.
It's like... A defining trait at this point.

so like ???

re: "Contract-to-Hire" = 🖕 

@Inazuma@snouts.online @mawr I've gotten jerked around for a Decade on those deals and my health is failing because I haven't had health insurance.

I only go for direct hire these days.

"Contract-to-Hire" = 🖕 

A recruiter contacted me for a "contract-to-hire" position and I gave them this response:

>>Thanks for the opportunity, but if McGraw-Hill is looking for someone to invest their skills in them, they should consider hiring full time employees instead of bypassing worker protections with baiting terms like "contract-to-hire."<<

"Contract-to-hire" means you're hired as a contractor and have no rights or protections. It's a bait-and-switch. Fuck any company that does this.

re: tarot 

@typhlosion I use a modified celtic cross.
The center is a timeline of the Real. from left to right, the Past, current situation, coming challenges, guidance, and likely outcome.

Above that is what is Known, below that is what is surrounding and Obvious.
One card crosses the current situation in the center left. It isn't read up or down, it's Both.

The left side of the known and the surrounding is what is already known by the person receiving the reading. It's what pertains to the central conflict and the current situation. On the top right, you've got what is Known, but to everyone But you, and below that, you've got what's all around you but you can't see it.

It's a useful spread because it can be expanded as needed if a certain aspect needs more explaination.

@kelseyhusky Kerithe: got magic problems, get magic solutions. Picture the Monolith. That's who you're praying to today for Solidity.

current enlightenment levels are 69%

(69%) ■■■■■■□□□□

@cozykaffe@snouts.online @starseeker@snouts.online Planets forming inside rings is actually kinda sensible.

re: nudies 

@cozykaffe@snouts.online 10/10, would bellyrub.

@clipclopboom@snouts.online Aaaaaand it's ruined. Great.

When the hell am I gonna be able to get hormones I can vape?

@LucasTheDrgn@snouts.online We call our butter cookie tin full of vape juice supplies Flavor Town.

re: gender and sexuality, Horny 

@clipclopboom@snouts.online Hard in some places, easy in others.

Ironically the sexuality stuff was our first clue that there was more than one person in here.

re: kink pondering 

@lacuna Easy to understand once you realize that your conscious mind and subconscious can end up with Very different desires.

gender and sexuality, Horny 

And here's a prime example of what I mean by Genderfucked.

Tohri is in front with Keri swapping in now and then. So the dominant paradigm and self image is Male.
But we're inflamed and Horny and all Tohri can think about is getting mated in the ass and pussy.

Kerithe will pop in though, and she feels the same sensations, but doesn't interpret them as Arousal. And she's not much the 'Bend over and get railed' type.

It'd be way easier if folks were getting the horny that lines up with their chosen presentation but Nope!

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