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@Caudle Common stress reaction. Try basic stuff like Oatmeal or snack crackers or get a protein shake with some vitamins in.

@eve@snouts.online Yeah, we've got a Vampire Problem.

And yeah... You're 100% correct. Lotta folks don't want to Stop being self-indulgent in the process of hurting others.

re: mh (—) 

@heytanuki@snouts.online Saaaaaaaame

"It Sounds like you just don't like _____" is a really shitty way to respond to an employee complaining of workplace harassment.

MH/Job (-/+) 

Folks, I lost my job today. I brought up triggering behaviors in a co-worker, and I was dismissed first thing by the owner.

I'm really struggling with Boomer Men lately, and their expectations. They're universally Unreasonable.

I'm not sure what to do, because I kinda feel like They're the problem, and they refuse to Retire or Die. They can't take criticism, they react violently to Normal expressions of 'Could you Not?!', and their sanity is teetering.

I'm really really Scared. They'll kill us to keep their Comfort and Nobility to the grave with them.

re: TMI Tuesday/lewd on main 

@Leucrotta The Werewolf thing in a nutshell: "I'm dangerous, rar, tie me up so I can't hurt anyone."

Dolphins: Actually seriously dangerous creatures

@Felthry Ooof, Bigass mood there.

Hang in, all my plural friends are feeling a Massive psychic drone right now

If you're Republican, you are the enemy of all life on this planet and there is blood on your hands. Pure and simple.

*Walks up to lesbian couple*

So, which of you is the android, and which is the only engineer she trusts to work on her?

hiv/aids testing, covid 

HIV transmissions have plummeted during covid-19 lockdown
The HIV chain is broken.
If you order a free home testing kit now, we can keep transmissions down and beat HIV. We may never get this opportunity again.
testnowstophiv.com/ (UK only)

Peak Plurality is not giving a fuck when socializing with new people and your Gender keeps sliding all over the place.

This is why "Hermaphrodite" fits best; from an Outside perspective we're incomprehensible otherwise.

Join me this Solstice in donating a small amount of your energy to the Spirit Bomb being charged up.

The Nazi Vampires won't know what hit them.

@Lunostophiles@snouts.online This is Lexx, it's All weirdass fetish fuel.

re: tactical, snark 

@ossifrage Gonna go out there and make sure black lives matter?

@Waces Cars, paintball guns, tiny european motorcycles, Tools, and I have a bad habit of collecting princesses.

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