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When having anxiety, you’re basically making rumours about yourself in your mind 24/7.

Kobold Teknology took an unexpected turn with the discovery of the Explosive chocolate Bar Tree.

Not a tech tree mind, a Literal gene enhanced tree that grows highly nitrated cocoa butter in pods. Nitrated glycerides and all that.

Like the year is 2033, and Billionares now have Fursonas, 60% of the world population are furries, and all social status is based on how many artists you're the Patron of.

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It's a bit weird finding out that Roman Nobility basically spent all their money on Clout and Social Standing.

Like not icons of social standing, they Literally Paid people to like them.

Most folks forget the Faerie has Men, too.

Faerie masculinity is Totally different, Specific, and it's a bit like Fight Club.

Just with Poetry, art, and cutting remarks instead of Fistfights. Most of the time.

I feel double out of the main sequence trans experience due to being Plural and keeping my given name.

It's like... Why would I rename the Max Corporation? We were going for non-binary anyhow, this is really more of a brand Reboot.

On top of that, "Being Male" is a lot easier to do now that I don't feel Forced by Biology.

I was seriously bracing for titty skittles to kick harder than this? I have no idea anymore.

Set, Anubis, Ammet, and Cerberus: *hanging out at a psychopomp cafe*

Me: *enters the cafe*

*nymphs and dryads eye me nervously*

Me: *reaches into coat pocket, a low squeaky sound is made*

Set, Anubis, Ammet, and Cerberus: *ears perk up*

A dryad: *glares at me*

Me: *pulls out squeaky toy*

*cafe yells*

Me: *throws the squeaky toy*

Set, Anubis, Ammet, and Cerberus: *run after the toy, they knock over a satyr with a latte*

Me: *makes a break for the Underworld*

#flashfiction #fiction

MH 

I dunno about all y'all, but with everything going to hell all at once, I'm kinda confused on what to do other than Yell at everyone who's Tuned out right now to wake the fuck up and pay attention to Reality.

...And as someone with a disassociative disorder who falls into Fantasies way too easily, I feel I'm qualified to know about Delusions.

The longer folks stay in their fantasies that Everything's Okay, the longer we keep stumbling thru events like an addict who can't admit that their behavior is problematic.

re: econ/pol humor 

@typhlosion This is how you get Bioshock.

@esvrld@octodon.social Awoo is still illegal in my state

Periodic reminder that "knowing lots of things" does not make you any of the following:

- superior
- a better person
- lovable

Understanding other human and using that knowledge to support them, makes you a better person and lovable.

And just throw the idea of "superiority" out of the window. Nobody fucking needs that one.

Capitalism is just racial, anti-queer and anti-neurodivergent eugenics, but with extra steps.

re: Plural stuff 

@maxine That happens. A lot of my friends are Triad systems, usually representing the Logical Brain, the Illogical brain, and the Animal/Child brain. This can Look like the Freudian Id/Ego/Superego thing, and after a fashion it is, but that's complicated.

Poke around and invite anyone else who Is extant to come forwards?

To anyone on the fence about HRT, especially an Estrogen/Finasteride combo, because they're not 100% sure they wanna be a Woman, but like, Certainly aren't a 'Man':

It's totally valid to see if the medication is right for Your body and brain chemistry before deciding on pronouns, presentation, or Clothing.

Kobold Tech is inverse to Goblin Tech. Advanced, but quirky, frivolous, and after a fashion absolutely brilliant.

The invention of the automatic Snacc machine lead to a whole generation of Kouch potatoes, but ended up vital for interstellar travel.

Which was made possible, of course, by the advent of Higgs-Floatybelts for all the way too fat kobolds.

@frostotron@tenforward.social I'm a polyamorous mechwarrior. I'll see about making this happen.

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