general hopefulness for Weird Aminals
@monsterblue this world was ours before it'd ever known Man.
And soon it will be ours Again.
re: me being a fucking ditz about fetishes
@Draekos You made me really think this through and I actually can't really enjoy anything unless it's Enthusiastic Consent.
Like unless folks are discovering new delights and engaging with Vigor, I'm just kinda Ehh.
Homophobia, intersex, workplace, (++)
I came out to my Homophobic Portuguese boomer supervisor today. He thought he could make fun of my kilt by calling it a Skirt.
Welcome to Verdun!
The artillery was "It's a Kilt, you'd know if I was wearing a skirt, it'd be colorful and floral, this is a Work Skirt, Weekend skirts keep getting appropriated by my Wife"
The surprise machinegun nest was: "No, I'm not transgender, I'm a Hermaphrodite. Intersex. Got some peanutbutter in my Chocolate."
The countercharge Kessel was: "No, I don't really go in for Guys, most guys are Bastards, never had a relationship with a guy work out."
Yes, it's crude, no, I'd never speak to a Peer that way, but it's Revealing how Queer Discourse looks through a Translator so Boomer Guys who Don't Read can understand it.
The part that makes me a little Ill? That was the "Correct" way to handle it, issue got dropped, Queerness was Represented, Honor was maintained. It just makes me feel a bit Dirty to have to speak in the vernacular of toxic masculinity.
Even though, that was the only way to Communicate and get the message across with the appropriate Nuance.
@Leucrotta Can Confirm.
"There is a dragon in our kingdom," the king announced.
"We heard," the assembled heroes and adventurers said.
"So I offer my daughter in marriage to whoever brings me its head."
"The dragon has offered themself in marriage to the one who brings them your head."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
re: yt link, music (heavy/blues metal)
@tsunderdog Every Day.
I Open My Timeline.
Same Three Dogs Staring at my Posts.
Every Time.
I Open This Window.
Giraffes Stomp in to Terrorize Me.
The Power of the Admin's Ghost (Bork Bork Bork)
The Power of the Admin's Ghost (Awoof)
yt link, music (heavy/blues metal)
this song just won't leave my head tonight
clutch - burning beard
I've had to put a bit of a conspiracy theory here together, but I like where it's going:
Baron Samedi is a Voodoo Loa. He's married to Mother Brigid, who's Irish, White, and was Once Titania, Summer Queen of the Sidhe.
This of course insinuates that the summer court of the Sidhe is located in Haiti.
This, Furthermore, means that we've been drawing Summer Faeries Wrong. For one thing, most of them are People of Color.
Kobolds favorite pudding 🐲✨
RT @DanzaDragon@twitter.com
Oh I bet they fucking are ;3c
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/DanzaDragon/status/1325169141251272704
This.
SO much this.
And the best part? Even with them doing all of that. They STILL lost.
Eat it.
RT @CassiusF0x@twitter.com
Send this to every single butt hurt republican
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/CassiusF0x/status/1324282316429078528
Southern Mass's local machine healer and part time witchdoctor.
Tiny motorcycles, magic potions, machine tools, progressive rock, trance states, and hand sharpened drill bits. Oh, and I read Tarot. Probably 18+ just to be sure.
#nobot