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@Kaffe@chitter.xyz My mom was a sci-fi nut and told me that I was a lot like Paul Atreidies in the books. A Male witch that can be Both things at the same time.

@Kaffe@chitter.xyz Try the 2000s miniseries remake, it's actually watchable.

@Kaffe@chitter.xyz Yes. Yes there are. o_o My given gender is in there.

@Kaffe@chitter.xyz ...Like...

Classic Dune, or the miniseries one with William Hurt.

Because if sting and captain picard are involved... *Winces a lil*

Everyone here is so cute. Even the masc folks, it's awesome.
Yes you, you don't get enough credit for your cuteness.
No not You, you're femme and your cuteness is self evident. I mean look at you. Love your nails, did you do them, or did you get a mani?

@skolli@mastodon.social ...Little one, I gave her a blowjob a little too hard and her personality flipped over for the first time and I had to hard-stop because her headmate is cis-female and couldn't process what was happening
On the other end of things, if my collarbone is covered in bitemarks and I'm limping a bit it means I had a good evening with my wife the night prior.

She's a Shiba. They're bitey.

We're not banging rocks together here little ones, we Know how to put a human being back together. We'll just cut you open, stick some eldrich abominations in you, and patch you up, good as new!

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Keri: I'm like Cave Johnson from Portal, but Girl.
And magic not superscience.
And like... Not so much Portals as Tentacles. And plants that might eat you.

But when life gives you lemons, stick em in your butt and grow a neat tail. Additional tail TF lemons $4.95 each. Limes 2/$5.

@skolli@mastodon.social Gentle, or like Gentle Gentle? Because I had to recalibrate that end of the spectrum for a woodrat ladyfriend of mine.
Ringtail's in the same weight class methinks.
Cute, adorable, tiny weight class.

Selfies, eye contact, sfw 

Taken before and after putting on my coat. XD

Transmen: buy a leather coat.

@mawr @kelseyhusky XD I Do! I was just going to say that the Most important differences don't photograph really well.
So I prefer the Kilt/hawaiian/leggings look because no matter which way up I am, I can rock the look.

I need a winter jacket that doesn't just make me look like Big Boss. It freaks people out when I take off my coat and let my hair down when I get indoors, and now everything says 'Girl' in the subtext.

All the transgirls on my TL: *Super cute, super femme, curves from HRT, cute little peens*

Me: *Scruffy looking pirate guy who's only a change of clothes and personality away from being a scruffy looking pirate Girl*

re: bathroom stuff (number one) 

@Kaffe@chitter.xyz yeah. Rather a lot really.

re: lewd 

@Kaffe@chitter.xyz *Giggles* Works for me. *Wry grin* 'Course, I was a mom WAY before I was old enough for it to be Cool

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@Kaffe@chitter.xyz I'm still an absolute psychic nightmare, I'm just the kind you wake up from with a wet spot on the sheets. *She grins wickedly* And I don't even have to do anything Mean or Nasty.
Though you'll have an overwhelming urge afterwards to call your Mom.

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@Kaffe@chitter.xyz I mean, usually I go into detailed compliments of how much Good estrogen has done, what a pretty girl you are, and oh, do you want your hair brushed?
Maybe later we can shave your legs and bits and paint your nails.
All 20.

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@Kaffe@chitter.xyz I mean we can Start there.

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