Cabinet Derg @Motodrachen@awoo.space
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- Pan/Poly, group discount
- Gender
- Dragon
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- Very
Southern Mass's local machine healer and part time witchdoctor.
Tiny motorcycles, magic potions, machine tools, progressive rock, trance states, and hand sharpened drill bits. Oh, and I read Tarot. Probably 18+ just to be sure.
#nobot
Joined Jul 2017
@clipclopboom@snouts.online The 'More Product than Man' comment.
@clipclopboom@snouts.online I just had flashbacks to a previous boyfriend.
@clipclopboom@snouts.online Yeah, I use volumizing shampoo, and I get full on ancient crone witch hair at 33.
NGL, I'll take it, my Younger brothers are going Bald.
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So, my hair elastic just straight up died at the end of the day.
Pulled it off, floofed out my hair, and was cleaning up the shop when my co-worker Orion, the adorable little 19 year old straight boi walks in the shop and I Saw him jump three points on the Kinsey scale.
"Woah. I never get to see you with your hair down. that's incredible."
I've joked before that the only deciding factor on my Gender is a generic hair tie. I just got to see it in Action.
@clipclopboom@snouts.online You okay?
@haybuck Are you proud of yourself jade?
Your furry life has given you power in the Real World.
re: boobposting
@skolli@mastodon.social Keri: Thaaaaats some choice tiddy there. A++.
Tohri: *Blushes, envious*
@perfectblue@snouts.online The only way I could think to do that would be to say "You know, I was drilling this square grid at work and the machine synched up Perfectly with Floyd's 'A New Machine pt2' off 'A Momentary Lapse of Reason'
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Georgia official takes oath of office on Malcolm X autobiography instead of bible
Mariah Parker was offered a copy of the bible and constitution, but turned both down
re: Lewd
@clipclopboom@snouts.online Considering your situation, Absolutely.
Language
@clipclopboom@snouts.online bra storage is legit
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MH~
@clipclopboom@snouts.online thanks, we're gonna find them and eat them
MH~
On lunch, having that panic feeling, but a system check comes back negative for anything to be anxious about.
Alright, got an intruder, weapons lockers are hot, shoot first ask questions later. Anyone important can be put back together after. Not getting overrun by Xenos again.
@skolli@mastodon.social yes. A witch Faerie spirit contacted me at sixteen and we hung out a bunch, then at Thirty she shows up at my city apartment asking if she can crash with me. Three years later, she does the dishes and has her own relationships with my friends.
And she's not the one with dysphoria
Sometimes you have to lay traps for yourself loaded with Nice things. Little rewards or surprises that help guide you Towards happiness.
Most of what actually Works is tricking yourself into being happy about what you've already earned, and unfocused on what you lack.
continued rant on "male body wash scents"
@thatwingsy@snouts.online @Kaffe@chitter.xyz some of us Enjoy subversive femininity.
continued rant on "male body wash scents"
@Kaffe@chitter.xyz @thatwingsy@snouts.online I... Look.
Old Spice is for enbies hippies and Pirates. We wanna smell nice.
Swagger and the Bruh scents are just there to compete with Axe. Try Wolfthorn, Denali or Fiji though.
Any of those themed ones are good, my wife wears bearglove.
I have this bad habit of misreading a blueprint and making Stainless parts when the print called for Delrin plastic.
Derp
- Orientation
- Pan/Poly, group discount
- Gender
- Dragon
- Pronouns
- Yes
- Plural
- Very
Southern Mass's local machine healer and part time witchdoctor.
Tiny motorcycles, magic potions, machine tools, progressive rock, trance states, and hand sharpened drill bits. Oh, and I read Tarot. Probably 18+ just to be sure.
#nobot
Joined Jul 2017
