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@Nerts I craft a wand of Fireball from Balsa wood.

Okay.

I soak it in Nitric Acid.

...'kay.

I put it in a silver tube surrounded by silver pellets.

Waitaminute...

I will now dissolve some quicksilver in the nitric acid, and then mix that with some Dwarven moonshine...

I'm not letting you build an anti-werewolf artillery shell.

RT @Anakonda_7@twitter.com

#Snektember You walk around the forest, push some branches out of your way and you find this creature, quiet, kindly (for now 👀) and staring at you with that smile, slithering those endless coils around you.. What would you do?

This incredible piece was made by @MadnessDemon@twitter.com ❤️

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Anakonda_7/status/

Weird metaphysical and ethnic shit 

I'm of irish and polish blood and was destined to be a Shaman or Druid or Spirit caller, but got raised on Buddha and Native American lore.

And then a medicine man, chief, WW2 veteran and 8'th degree black belt decided to appropriate my family to get away from His, and my mom's his Servant now.

Not in any Legal sense, mind. My mom's one of the Sidhe and plural like me, so she's got one of those Fae Life Debts going on.

So all the local fae and cryptids treat me like I'm this weird supernatural creature, a white shaman. They're used to white folks being blind, deaf and dumb.

And don't get me wrong, get plenty of the Celtic spirits contacting me too, it's just upsetting when a Tote Bag full of Native American Goodies gets forwarded to you because your Mom won't accept paying.

re: plural, new member, greetings 

@Felthry Welcome! Always good to settle on a Name.

ridiculous lewd 

@clipclopboom@snouts.online I'm just cracking up over pop tart emergency

@budgiebin@snouts.online @Draekos We just seem to have Amazing Luck, and as such, always look fantastic.

i wish people would stop excusing bigotry as a ‘slip of the tongue.’ a slip of the tongue is me saying fuck around my sisters’ young children because that’s a word that’s in my every day vocabulary. it wouldn’t just slip off your tongue if you weren’t already comfortable saying it in places you knew you wouldn’t get backlash for it.

@PsyChuan@snouts.online I want a game where your main character is a Slav in 1940 who dies to the Einstatzgruppen and comes back as a Werewolf, and lays waste to ranks of SS and Gestapo.

If he can be a Hot werewolf, even better.

@PsyChuan@snouts.online Will add it to the wishlist tho.

@PsyChuan@snouts.online Yeah but what happens to BJ with the whole head chopping and reanimation thing hits a bit on the nose for me.

@Thaminga @Nerts RCGs are the chainmail Bikini of the power armor world.

I want an Inglorious Basterds licensed game based on the FarCry3 engine

Is it too much to ask for a decent nazi-shooting simulator?

I just kinda wanna shoot some nazis. A Lot.

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