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in the unreleased season 0 of mastodon (released in the US as gnu social) people actually died when they were cancelled

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Playing a co-op wargame with a group of otherkin plurals is almost an unfair advantage.

Our team had 12 physical players, sure, but 4 of those were packing a combined total of 30 individuals. That's not fair at all.

Oh, and one of us or the other was top of team, every game, reliably.

@sashakovich The pain of recognition.

I'm a fan of 'Countersunk too deep" myself

@gmsh I know that one, as well as the Inverse, where a character follows you around for a few days afterwards, commenting on bits of your life and wondering when they're gonna go home.

Billionaires: Trickle-down-economics works!

Working Class: Hey could I have a living wage, since you got all that money you're supposed to trickle down?

Billionaires: No that's communism.

Working Class: But giving you millions for no reason isn't?

Billionaires: You're fired.

RT @kylegriffin1@twitter.com

50 years of tax cuts for the rich didn't trickle down, a new study says. bloom.bg/2IUa6D1

🐦🔗: twitter.com/kylegriffin1/statu

@Leucrotta My Wife, a dedicated artist of 20 years can't turn around a painting in two days.

Your self hate should slow his roll or I'm gonna come in there and move on it myself.

thinking about haguromo ("helicopter") budgies. look at these anime-ass birds

@deshipu@mastodon.technology That tempts the Dread God Finagle, that does.

@PsyChuan Same with Goodra.

So we had to have a subcategory for Smol Goodra.

I said Hep Cats, Sinners, Brats:
Suck on this Sunshine.

This is a Resurrection of the good times.

ngl my 20’s were really just, messed up. It wasn’t until I just turned 26 I moved out of my parent’s house and actually felt free for once. The expression I’ve noticed with queer folx that 30’s are the new 20’s really didn’t start making sense to me until a couple of years ago. I’ve never felt more young at heart despite the stress of life

Psychic Warfare (Is Real) 

Fun Fact, Nancy Reagan spent a few million dollars worth of taxpayer money to develop a Psychic Weapon to destroy the USSR.

This weapon was discovered in early 2019 and Re-Deployed against the last KGB Spook, Vladimir Putin.

E.A.G.L.E.'s mission was Successful apparently.

@Felthry We'll have to do some Goodra Posting later, they have an interesting backstory.

The really interesting part is that they're able to establish Colonies in other plurals headspace, and go around cleaning up the place, fixing stuff and building things.

They're on the Payroll of Quetzalcoatl as far as we can tell.

@Felthry They're really fond of synchronized dance numbers and fireworks shows.

The militarization was mostly because they have a Pathological Hatred of Nazis.

@Felthry That's just at current count, the number of Goodra who can muster in an artillery role.

They're a distributed consciousness, they can do a Really effective creeping barrage.

That feel when your Gender is "2307 Goodra in an Artillery Battalion"

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Tired: My gender is attack helicopter

Wired: I'm Plural, my gender best resembles a combined arms assault

my birthday is december 21st and i'm thinking about what i want. after a lot of thought, I've realized that i have everything i want! i have one simple request.

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