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This is one of those days I -Really- wish I could shapeshift.
'Cause I'm okay with being Male-ish, most of the time. Today is not one of those days.

When you're welcome in the Garden of the Goddess, but mostly because you're the one who spreads the mulch and prunes the trees.

Anxiety attacks 

It feels like a cheat when you're so used to panic attacks that you're out of stuff to panic about but your adrenal gland is still acting like a Panther is stalking you all day.

Body stuff, sex stuff 

The flip side is, I'm hypersexual, hypertactile, and aspergers autistic. So I'm always horny, with not enough testosterone to go around. So I end up wanting to snuggle for an hour and a half and get railed hard, but can never find someone who's comfortable with doing Both.

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Body stuff 

So, I think I need to get my hormone levels checked. When your trans friends go "...And, you're Not on HRT, right?", something is amiss.

Anyone else here feel like they got a nonstandard puberty? Testosterone never really did the thing for me and it kinda feels weird seeing transition goals and thinking "Shit, I've been that way since sixteen, WTF"
Thing is, I'm happy with my body now, it just feels like "None of the Above" when I kinda want "All of the Above"

Horny 

My gender is the least backwards of my shit. i like to top from the bottom. I can give you a Blowjob and make it a dominant act halfway thru and you'll enjoy it.
My power move is showing up to the party as a +1 with a ten pound box of burgers and buns. And then I cook them all for your guests.

I was expected to be able to do all the Mom stuff well before puberty hit, and it's embarrassing how much of that stuff all'yall are thirsty for.

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Horny 

I really really need to go full tentacle monster on someone. Like, clear up 4 hours in your schedule, get to your ideal inebriation level on the goodies of your choice, and prepare yourself.

Because I'm going to rub, touch, caress, suck, massage, and otherwise stimulate every one of your favorite parts, and a few more you weren't sure you had but always suspected.

And, yeah, I mean, I can fuck you too if you like. *Shrugs*

vape 

what slackass called them e cigs and not cybersmokes

Pronouns are tough for me.
Like, "He" is honestly Fine. I'm okay with the neutral He. Maybe just go soft on the H. Accents around here go that way.
She... Well, if you're calling me She, you're probably talking to Keri.
They... Well, They for me is plural, even when, uh, it's supposed to be singular.
Shi/Hir would fit best but it's not in super common usage outside furry.
Zie works too, but you might as well just make a verbal martini treating the H in He as Vermouth.

Goodness. This morning I'm feeling supremely bisexual.

Fresh home made kink, just like auntie used to make.

IRL sex stuff 

When you've boned enough IRL with low self esteem that you develop four entirely distinct styles for it, like martial arts.

Like seriously, I didn't realize it until I thought about how people's fursonas intersect with how they like to be Done, but I've certainly got Dog style, Rat style, Dragon style and even Iron style katas.

Because I'm not enjoying myself unless my partner is climaxing so hard that they're KO'd at the end and can't move.

You know, after going through all my old projects and accomplishments and what I've just straight up Survived...
And after being able to explore my gender issues and backlog of conflicts Here...

It's like I've done all the 'Man' stuff I wanted to do, checked it off the list, and then looked up and went to see what was next. Huh. *Flips over page on clip board*
To do: Girl Stuff/goals.
Oh.

Some more pics I found late last night!

The idlers for the pedal chain and the super long pedal driveline meant that actually pedaling this thing for any length of time was a major chore.

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Paintball Equipment 

I'm also that gunsmith you have to try fifteen times to kidnap so you can stick pieces from any gun on any other gun, when it comes to vintage paintball stuff.
I just haven't played in what feels like forever.

I'm gonna say that I really do prefer Koopa Peach over Bowsette. Or Bowser over Bowsette. Or really anything with scales.

That's it. I prefer dragons.

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