Cabinet Derg @Motodrachen@awoo.space

@budgiebin@snouts.online We flew into full Catering mode, serving up Waffle fries with hot nacho cheese, Burgers, Hot Dogs, onion rings, fried hot dog squids, and had everything portioned out in paper trays like you get at the County Fair.
Folks would go to sneak a fry and we'd happily tell them to take the whole tray, it's Theirs now.

We cooked ten pounds of waffle fries, seven pounds of hotdogs and fifteen pounds of burgers that afternoon and evening.

I didn't even have a running moped to Bring to the rally, so I told @budgiebin@snouts.online the situation, she agreed, and we drove an hour back home, grabbed all the kitchen gear.
Went and dropped more than a hundred bucks at the restaurant supplier.
Got back to the campsite while everyone was riding.
Took the fuck Over. Reset the entire set of tables, stovetops, and gas BBQs up in a standard kitchen line formation and began.
Everything was Ready by the time they got back.

I went to The Metal Ponies rally #5. A hundred modern motorhead hippies, camping in a Field with some porta-johns, a hose, and an extension cord.
I had gone with the full intent of Just going to Party, I wasn't gonna run around playing Wizard, I was just gonna chill.

Until I saw Mars making scrambled eggs in an aluminum punch bowl on top the propane grill saturday morning and realized that unless something was Done, everyone here was gonna get dysentery.

I know most of the folks here melt when they're recognized as their gender in a positive context...
For me, it's being recognized for being Magic.

And you can't Push magic, you can only Be there and Be it, and be humble about it, but I live for the random encounters where I get to step in and be The Doctor, or Henry Killingher, or Susan Sto-Helit.

Where I waltz into someone's normal world in absurd clothes and do something amazing, then Vanish.

I really don't care what your physical equipment is, I'll figure out your favorite way to be played with.

And I love when everyone settles down for an evening to chill out or watch a movie, and folks are comfortable enough to snuggle up naked and tease or play with each other.
I'm not sure why social sexuality is so important to me, especially considering how Tame I prefer it. Like, big flagrant orgies, no.
A snuggle night with a bunch of friends and some furry trash movies, Yes!
Busting out the Toys and seeing who can take the most afterwards? Very Yes.

It's hard to call this a sexual kink, because the desire is more sensual and Social than anything...
But I love social gatherings with a group of people who are all comfortable with each other naked.

Especially in the summertime or on a camping trip. not that it's a big naked party or whatever, but like, changing in the open, or ditching the clothes for a nighttime swim in the lake.
Even just feeling comfortable enough having a conversation with someone while drying off from the shower.

I realize I'm treating this social media platform half as a confessional and half as a Furry Con.

...Which makes me wonder if furry cons should have Confessionals, but that might be taking things too far.

On the one hand, I'm finally naturally comfortable in myself, as myself, presenting Male and knowing that I'm Valid. But it's like an outfit I can wear, if what I'm doing and who I'm with makes it optimal.

For a lot of the rest of my life, Female seems to be the optimal presentation, attitude, accessories, Everything. Not that being Male would be bad for these things, but just Sub-Optimal.

It's a weird dysphoria to have.

On the subject of Keymasters...
I kinda feel like That role an awful lot. I'm the one who will have the right idea, knowledge, passion, or information to Unlock other people.
The art you didn't know you were good at
The kink you didn't know you were into
The confidence you didn't know you had
The missing parts you thought you'd have to Make yourself.
Your favorite food you'd never had before.

Don't be Gatekeepers. Be Keymasters.

The realization that in Grand Budapest Hotel, Bill Murry finally Is the Keymaster.

I always felt that women should have cocks and men should have internal anatomy.
Don't ask me why, just the first time I stumbled on some hetero trans porn I just kinda went...
"Yeah, that's how it's supposed to work. What the hell?"

I have a big 14" speaker with a blown cone. Should I take it apart and mount a plate on the driver for use as a sex toy mount?

Fresh German steel
Still, a very nice shave

*Puts on grey leggings, skin-tight grey athletic tee and black base jungle print hawaiian shirt*
You know, I was actually getting tired of it being too hot to wear clothes.

Like I'm usually a lot more flirty and touchy but tonight is like... Dick, Now, Here.

I need to get someone with a cock to get it over Here and climb on top of me, hold me down, and fuck me precisely the way I ask them to fuck me.
Will absolutely switch over to Service Top afterwards and do whatever it is They want afterwards, but I'm all swollen back there and I need my prostate massaged.