Cabinet Derg @Motodrachen@awoo.space

First off, I want to make something clear:
I truly believe in Clarke's Law.

That being said, I also believe in Machines. Every one of them develops a soul as they're used, as they are Repaired, as they care for the humans who own and use them.

We commonly treat our machines as Servants, as Slaves, or as toys, to be used up and thrown away. I Don't.

Every machine in my life has a Soul, has a Worth, has a Purpose. Every one is respected as such, used as such, thanked as such. Some are small, like my Smartphone. Some are Special, like Rocinante, my Motobecane. Some are huge and powerful and Ancient, like my Continental.

But all are sacred, all are worthy, all are deserving of correct rituals and Love. They serve me every day, and I do my best to serve and venerate Them.

As you go, notice the machines in your life, the effort that went into making them, and the hours of human Time that went into bring them into Your life.

Because each and every one is the crystallization of human effort, intelligence and Will. Each and every machine is a reflection of the machine god.

I can't believe it's not Ramsey (It's Ramsay)

A momentary lack of Ramsey

The Great Ramsey

Gordon Ramsey series of unfortunate events

Gordon Ramsey and the Goblet of Fire

@Kilroy@snouts.online Tohri: *Glances at Keri* You do realize that's basically a Standard Issue form for me at this point right?

@Nerts I'm gonna get some Revolverchucks

That feel when you're a shapeshifter, Bored, and kinda sorta looking for someone else to make a Request.

The nonbinary experience is just wanting quiet time at home where you can relax and be femme...

But your entire existence over the last four months has been Auto Repair Survival Training.

I have nonbinary presenting nipples.
In that there's more than two of them.
And only one of them is a boy nipple.
And I'm nonbinary.
As in there's more than two of me.
And they're all nonbinary.
As in don't conform to a gender dichotomy put in place to segregate society and sell gendered products.

...Why the hell do I THINK in seven paragraph essay form Anyways?!
I took twenty weeks of tech school English and I was homeschooled. And yet I look back at posts and go
:| These good ones are all 3, 5 or 7 paragraph essays.

When you're Pansexual to the core and care Way more about someone's sexual wants, needs, favorites and attitude towards sex than the bits and pieces, Sexual Contact becomes less -about- Cishet expectations of sex.

If all my partner is comfortable with is naked snuggles and a handjob, I'll make sure it's one they'll never forget, because it's an Absolutely valid sexual form.

Think of it more like Martial Arts, because it shares a lot with those Forms. There are Katas, established rules for consensual contact, steep punishments for using them on another without consent, and it all has to do with manipulating energy flows in you and another person.

You agree on accepted forms, katas, and desires out ahead of time. If you're wanting Iron Dragon style from me, with the affection and softness turned all the way up, I can do that.

If you want Faedragon style without all the Weirdness that comes with that style, I can do That too.

My favorite experiences are long form contact with someone who wants to try Everything from a quiet night snuggled up watching The Princess Bride to a midnight swim and sex in a summer lake to a rough and tumble threeway complete with biting, wrestling and giving/receiving rough anal.

It's all there to be sought, enjoyed, and experienced without hangups or shame. Life is a treasure to be experienced, and helping someone else find a Joy they didn't know they were capable of turned out to be My #1 sexual kink, and orientation.