#mastomonday, About me, (Some furry nudity)
Hey everyone!
I'm a Trinary Plural system of Dragons in a human suit that does engineering, car repair, and lately, Lots and Lots of Discworld-style Witching.
Tohri is Red, Keri is Blue, Yaori is Green, or a Goodra.
Usually a Goodra.
Feel free to message me here or on Telegram, Our specialties are assisting with Plurality, Supernatural Menace, and "What the Hell is that Ticking sound and What Does It Mean?"
Because any one of those can straight up ruin your life if you don't have help.
dying synth (175 words)
well, shit. i knew this day would come eventually, and here it is...
the display on my alesis fusion is on the blink. literally; just like my vaio screen did a few days ago, it's started flickering and fuzzing and generally behaving like something's just burned out.
this would be annoying but not fatal in most synths, because most synth have an extensive SysEx implementation that allows them to be more or less completely controlled remotely.
but the fusion does not. they never got that far when they were coding the OS - they got stuck on basic stuff, like keeping audio and MIDI in sync...
so this damn thing, which cost £799 new in 2006 (and had its power supply replaced in 2007, after it decided one day that it really didn't like the mains voltage standards in the UK), is basically going to have to go in the bin because as far as i know it can't be effectively serviced :-(
this is why we don't tend to bother having nice things. eventually they go away.
re: dying synth
the annoying thing is that i was just on the cusp of buying a new synth anyway - a Roland JD-Xi - but the money i would have spent on that instead went on an emergency sojourn in west yorkshire
oh well. i guess instead i'll just load up a PC with all the commercial softsynths i've bought over the years, and make that work
because if the hardware that, say, the Korg Wavestation VST is running on dies, you can just buy a new machine and reinstall. whereas if you have an actual Korg Wavestation and the hardware dies... that's all she wrote.
PROPOSED FROZEN REWRITE: elsa's parents suddenly remember "wait a sec, we're in fantasy 1800-somefuck, ice is a major industry for export! THE KINGDOM IS RICH! WE NOW HAVE AMAZING PROSPERITY!"
the movie is now about anna inventing the air conditioner because she wants to spend more time with her sister instead of elsa going on humanitarian missions to hospitals full of people with fevers.
at some point elsa makes a battleship out of pykrete, and it is fuckin' bitchin' as FUCK.
Southern Mass's local machine healer and part time witchdoctor.
Tiny motorcycles, magic potions, machine tools, progressive rock, trance states, and hand sharpened drill bits. Oh, and I read Tarot. Probably 18+ just to be sure.
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