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"The difference between technology and magic is that technology works regardless of whether you believe in it or not."
"So computers are magic?"
"Computers are magic."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

There are two wolves inside you.

Need a refill on your prescription? Ask your doctor today!

[xkcd.com/1471/]

ignition!-posting, grim 

Ah, right, the world we live in is fucking insane.

@OCRbot

Homeless to sleep 6 ft apart vs. hotels making hearts with the lights of vacant rooms
#lateStageCapitalism

It's a little like being Tony Stark, even if they transitioned to Toni Stark, the Suit still means they're Iron Man.

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I was well on the way to transforming into a cute Uwu Lesbiab who stays at home in quarantine and plays videogames and does cute things, and all of a sudden I land a Job in a small machine shop.

Fuck I need to buy Pants now.

one nice thing i've found about growing up is that you start to have a lot more valuable friendships with people who value different things to you but for the same reasons you do, which is actually a lot more fulfilling

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Oh no, I feel the estrogen warp overtaking me. Whatever will I do.

I managed to land a job out of the blue today, at a kinda dreamjob sorta situation.

Thanks like, what a time to drop me straight into a new solid booster rocket portion of my career during a Pandemic.

When estradiol tablets start tasting good with coffee...

Podcast fursuit heads with condenser microphones in the snoot.

"Chlorine trifluoride is its systematic name, but most chemists call it by its colloquial name, "FUCK NO"."

I have an innate distrust of Organizations, Institutions, and Religions.

They just seem to attract the Control Freaks of the universe.

For serious heard a normie podcast host railing against the tyranny of Pants, and how We, as Men decided that Pants were the Only option, when referencing what Ancient Greeks wore.

Way Way ahead of ya bruh.

Pol, mass surveillance 

I'd spent my 20s during the George W Bush Administration, when the Patriot Act made a spy state seem a strict eventuality.

Of course, now there's so much info that it takes Giant businesses to analyze it, all data is more or less public, and the only folks who have run into major legal consequences and Hate this new system... Are all the folks who make Hush Money payments, organize conspiracies, and hate when their own words are repeated back to them.

And now? We can socially identify the Shitheads, too! They all wear bright red hats proclaiming their outcast and Other status.

Their very mannerisms give them away.

Putting the plague terminal on the kitchen counter has given me more opportunities to journal, and a chance to stop and smell the onions.

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