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Cursed 2020 hot christmas gift idea: A Gas Mask that is also a Vape

My Transfem friends: *Cute girls, all of them*

Me: Somehow inherently Male, but the Hotness modifier keeps cranking up.

Anyone else annoyed at Space OSHA when the Enterprise gets hit with a photon torpedo and it Zap Fries Lieutenant Bob at his engineering console?

Are they running full power EPS conduits behind those display screens on the Bridge? Is -Everywhere- on the ship randomly exploding and sparking? If Not, why just the Bridge?

Any future president should be required to learn and play Rimworld, and post their saves.

I wanna see how ready they were to harvest organs.

Updated our mascot image and added a new emojo to accompany it! :blob_aww_covid:

oh btw if you ever see something advertized as "aircraft grade aluminum"
that almost certainly just means standard 6061 aluminum alloy.

Which could equally well be called "beverage can grade aluminum".

Bosses and Goverment: We couldn't possibly redistribute the wealth.

Fediverse: Redistributes the wealth to those in need using digital tools with ass as an incentive. Federated ass.

#ThirstAid

OH HEY TIME FOR MORE UGLY CRYING

RT @SketchesbyBoze@twitter.com

all the people saying it's fine if the elderly die and I keep thinking about this, from Ray Bradbury

🐦🔗: twitter.com/SketchesbyBoze/sta

Sorry I've been quiet, my entire brain for the last two weeks has been gears and lathe setup and mill repair and doing all manner of unspeakable things.

And I'm sick with something today, feels like a flu. Great.

Existence is weird for me RN because I'm 90% sure that I already survived the Plague that's sweeping the globe, and last week I started my new job.

After a huge unemployed period.

And it's basically a Dream job, besides how out of Shape I am.

And yet, just watch, five years from now they'll still be blasting my generation for being lazy, entitled and having it too easy.

RT @NishaChittal@twitter.com

52% of people under the age of 45 have lost a job, been put on leave, or had their hours reduced due to the pandemic. theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/

🐦🔗: twitter.com/NishaChittal/statu

First day of new job: Starts with turning an easy aluminum piece, then jumps instantly to turning and boring hardened steel dies to a .0005" tolerance zone.

Not Grinding. Turning and Boring.

If there's not already a term for an especially-cuddly sexually Dominant partner... I suggest "pillowtop"

@vic@snouts.online is super adorable.

That is all.

it's fucked up that they kept making technology technically better but morally, ethically, aesthetically, and spiritually worse to the point where i don't want to even use anything anymore

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