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Addendum: Now might be a Good Time for some Queer Folks to get together and invest in a used Armored Fighting Vehicle or two.

We could use some trans tank girls.

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Now might be a good time to remind everyone what the 2'nd amendment says about Arms, and why the right to own and bear them is not to be infringed.

It's so if we end up with a Mad King and a Police State, we're as well armed as They Are, as a People's Militia.

Like, just throwing that out there. Folks try and stuff you in a Van, you'd Better shoot them Dead.

I'm seeing everyone Tf into Kobolds and a bit concerned that I'm not responsible for this.

Perhaps a Kobold-19 epidemic

Slightly lewd 

Intersex fantasy: 90% of the Furry art featuring big dicks, perky boobs and slender curvy bodies

Intersex reality: Deadbeat Puberty, a decade of awkward genderlessness and sexual dysfunction

Horny, gender, furry 

I've probably just been in Furry too long but I still don't automatically assume that a furry lady with a Cock is trans, just -because- I 've been in furry so long, and been looking at ladies with dicks on for so many years, that it's just A Gender.

Like some ladies just have Dicks, you move on to how Hot they are for other reasons. Like in Furry, you can be Cis and be that way.

And then I contemplate how much nicer it'd be to have 4 commonly accepted Cis-genders, and how that would Complicate things for Trans and Homophobes.

And how it'd simplify things for some of my friends who just wanna have tits and a dick and not make the hugest deal out of it.

The Cheddar Man was a Neolithic human found in England. He lived around 9100 years ago. Researchers analysed his DNA, which was fairly typical of Western Europeans at the time, and found that he was lactose intolerant, had green eyes, dark curly hair, and he was Black.

This made a lot of racists very upset, and I still find that pretty funny.

When my other friends astral project: Okay we Agreed, and there was a Door, and (X) stepped thru the door and then they were speaking to my friend a thousand miles away! =D

When I get astral projections: A Rimworld style notification "Transport pod Crash" and someone has to go out into the wilds and haul the poor bastard to the Medbay before we can even talk.

Just in case you didn't Know, Stress and Panic attacks can cause elevated levels of adrenal testosterone.

This may effect your Gender.

remember to drink plenty of genderfluids if you're ever feeling dehydrated (i.e. feeling unfortunately single-headed)
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RT @Teodyssey@twitter.com

This was a crazy pic that I'm proud of. It did take way longer than I expected though. I wanted to h ave like 6 or 8 pics done from the replies by now!

And make no mistake, I will get through all of the replies!

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Teodyssey/status/1

all the communists and anarchists I know just want humble lives where we don't live paycheck to paycheck, we all want to just like, farm or something. we don't even hate work, we just want to fucking survive! is it too much to ask that we not sacrifice ourselves in the millions to save your FUCKING *BONUSES?*

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23 million Americans are at risk of eviction. that's not a crisis-that's a full on collapse. landlords are a part of the problem, your boss is a part of the problem, every cop is a part of the problem. Capitalism is a dying system, its collapse has always been inevitable. Give it a fucking good shove.

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That feel when you're not Into hypnosis, it's just a thing that Happens around you

Current Gender: Night before an Interview I'm gonna be going into wearing my usual kilt and Hawaiian combo because fuck it.

Dressing for the job I want.

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