Cabinet Derg @Motodrachen@awoo.space

I'm the Villian of the first act, because I swoop in and snatch up the GECK you desperately need to save your Vault, but by the time you get to my magic forest, you have to choose if you're gonna let me keep it or try and take it back.

Because I have a bunch of old tech here in my forest, and I just need to take the damn thing apart and reverse engineer it. You can have it afterwards, but by then, you're not gonna need it.

By then, nothing will be able to stop my forests.

Seriously folks, In a lotta ways I'm exactly what it says on the Tin. I'm the one who's fighting For love in the war on love here, and I fully intend to be the post-apocalyptic overlord who can walk through miles of forest untouched just because I'm on my way to a villiage with some medicine and fresh bread for some of the folks there.

And never touch the ground on my way across the bridges between the trees.

Supervillian plan: Build a beautiful hippie commune in a pine forest here in Massachusetts, and just set up cabins and workshops specifically to recruit the talent I need.
"Oh, hey, yeah, just FYI, that Treehouse you were drooling over just got Vacated, yeah, no, she's living in one of the earth sheltered houses with her partners now. Oh, and we just finished the Ultralight hangar!"

Sustainable, handmade dirt communism.

Tomboys are OP.
I've lived my entire life on the other end of that split and they've always been my preference. Before I knew what gender and preference Were.

That being said, not looking for a Nerf, but Goddamn.

Hey, Girls...

What's the most important aspects of femininity to you? Like, when you started transition, what was it you were really after?

Because I think I did the witch thing again and got the same work done as everyone else, just without what most people think of as the crucial ingredients.
I don't fit the Physical definition of Female, but the way I was raised, that's not supposed to matter. So... I'm sitting here thinking about HRT, and realizing it's already happened

Oh and I fuck like a Girl. Like, always have. It was confusing as hell to a few of my girlfriends early on. I didn't know they expected... I dunno, rougher treatment, especially emotionally.

Did they enjoy it? Yes. Did it confuse the hell out of Everyone involved? Yeah. Was it Really hard to come to grips with at Eighteen?

The fuck do you think?

Of course some times, Tohri takes over and the people that Really like Him are usually Gearheads, or certain Women.
And he gets really insecure trying to talk V8s and engineering in a blue skirt.

Look, I was raised on the hippie ideals of gender being a Legal definition, and little else.
You know, just like every other major social norm.

Besides, everyone else in my household is Nonbinary on the down low, so i'd feel really stupid making a big deal out of it even though it'd be respected and totally understood. XD

At this point, I'm in a weird place.
I have twenty dresses and skirts, and two pairs of jeans.
I carry a bag everywhere I go.
Leggings are the best things Ever.
Most of the people I know like Girl Me better anyways, so this all works.

Name and pronouns? Yes, they're looking a bit mismatched now that you mention it.

Tohri: Oh, sure. What's a modern way to properly convey that I have a cock, but I serve the Goddess to the point of psychological self harm? I think it's a swear word actually.
Keri: Oh, right. Yeah, they call folks like you Beta Male Cucks.
Tohri: *Deep breath* Yes. Yes they do.

Keri: And then I come into the picture. I'm not Just a priestess, I'm the motherfucking Hand to the high priestess, let back in the temple on Good Behavior.
All that witch bullshit we grew up on isn't just Relevant again, in my hands it Works.
And this fucked Tohri up even Worse, because all of a sudden there was someone using the Exact Same Body to throw around the kind of spiritual energy he thought was untouchable.
Like Duh, what did you think Mom was trying to say with that bullshit?

So there's a weird feedback loop for him. He knows what he is. He's got a Really Really good idea of what he is, gender-wise. It's the one he got assigned at thirteen or fourteen. Yes, Male... But the male that not only may walk in the temple, but Needs to be there. Someone has to fix the plumbing and tend the Gardens.

Problem is, he's honored as that. But outside the temple, without the Robes on, he's still Just male.

The girl part of me is thoroughly unconcerned with her gender. It's annoying as hell, because she Likes the beard and won't stop playing with it.
She likes breaking social rules and being a contradiction just Fine.

Tohri, meanwhile, got pumped full of TERF misandry growing up, but went through all the rites and rituals of the Goddess, because... Well if you grow up Catholic, you go to Mass and receive Communion.
Grow up a Witch, and you meet the Goddess.

I miss the IRC/ICQ days because losing that client as my primary means of communication meant I couldn't use text color anymore.
Hideously misused in it's time, yeah, but if I could have Red Text for Tohri, Blue for Keri and White for... Well, stuff that isn't Either of them, it'd make it way cleaner and easier to communicate via Text.

So, wait, lemmie get this clear.
You folks want the big shy bara dragon husbando with the big floofy beard who can do a brake job on your car in an hour or so, is a subby service top and gives big hugs.

And you apparently Also want the devious hippie pirate witch dragoness who can look right into your Soul and tell you precisely what you never knew you wanted (Or could want), is a soft dominatrix and gives Tarot readings and lectures on metaphysical principles.

It's a lot of work being both.

TFW "Alienating/pissing off your boss" flips from being a 'Con' of transition to a 'Pro' because your boss is a manchild and you're now running the place.

*Finishes the evening 100% as Kerithe, since Tohri passed out early*
*Finds herself obsessively playing with and floofing the beard*
Mmmm... So floofy. |3

I wanna have some selfies to post but whenever it's a good time for a Selfie, I look like trash. XD