Cabinet Derg @Motodrachen@awoo.space
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Southern Mass's local machine healer and part time witchdoctor.
Tiny motorcycles, magic potions, machine tools, progressive rock, trance states, and hand sharpened drill bits. Oh, and I read Tarot. Probably 18+ just to be sure.
#nobot
Joined Jul 2017
Bad praxis as a Supervisor to Fire a new guy then offload your brain garbage on the Second Newest Guy while eating pizza standing up.
That was My saturday
Everyone on my TL are ditzy transgirls into bimbofication and I'm over here thinking about buying property and building Yurts.
...To house a bunch of transgirls.
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RT @boko6565@twitter.com
Happy #AceVisibilityDay
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remember to give your computer ram! regular sacrifices of healthy livestock will appease the spirits keeping the computer running and ensure the daemons continue to do your bidding.
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for years, computers being more useful was cool. the nerds would make computers more useful, and i'd be like "this computer thing is now even more cool than it was!!"
but now the nerds have made computers about as useful as they seem to be able to. so theyve stopped making them useful, and started making them cool - based on what their idea of Cool is. nerds love all those new software frameworks. they love abstraction!! they love a Complicated Thing Inside A Thing. and now computers are shitass
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Ronald Reagan update: Ronald Reagan remains dead.
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gifted child coping, drugs
see the best way to recover from being a gifted child is to become a massive stoner. you dull your brittle, overused wit, laugh easily, and teach your body and brain how to fuckin relax for once in your goddamn life you giant nerd.
Public Service Announcement:
Wear your Safety Glasses.
Torque everything to spec.
Use EVERY guard and safety your tools are equipped with, and make some of your own while you're at it.
Stand Well Clear of any possible debris trajectories when around automated machines.
Treat every running tool as if it's Radioactive. Human flesh goes nowhere near spinny bits.
I had a Lathe's safety door blow clean off it's rollers and whack me in the Chest today, and I was observing the above rules.
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the most important thing I want people to know about Western art history is that most of these "great masters" and renaissance geniuses were using mirrors and lenses to trace proportions, as well as literal teams of background artists and support technicians. the cult of individual male art genius continues to this day, in similar workshops. especially in modern installation art. the "genius" behind the art just comes up with a concept and relies on others' labor to actually create it.
what im saying is: kill the art critic in your head.
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When you don't know anything about a computer subject: "This is black magic"
When you start learning: "Oh, that makes sense. This isn't magic, it's just doing this and then that"
When you learn more: "Oh god there's a lot more black magic involved than I thought"
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Rare photo of mother wrench feeding her hatchlings in the wild. Breathtaking
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RT @averris
Experimental commission for @ElektronXz
First time drawing a skink yay! :D
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The student bowed.
"Master, I am sorry."
"Why were you absent yesterday?" the sword master asked.
"I don't know. I... simply could not get out of bed."
"If this happens again..."
"Yes?"
"Allow yourself to stay in bed."
"Master?"
"A blunt sword can be honed. A broken one can not."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
- Orientation
- Pan/Poly, group discount
- Gender
- Dragon
- Pronouns
- Yes
- Plural
- Very
Southern Mass's local machine healer and part time witchdoctor.
Tiny motorcycles, magic potions, machine tools, progressive rock, trance states, and hand sharpened drill bits. Oh, and I read Tarot. Probably 18+ just to be sure.
#nobot
Joined Jul 2017
