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excited to whoop my husband's ass at pokemon soon

we've decided to be gen 3 rivals

I love how the political Cartoonist of the Trump generation is some ancient, conspiracy theorist nut job who's probably in his late 60's.

Meanwhile, our generation's most on-point political cartoonist is a 20 something furry who draws shockingly cute comics. I LOVE that.

RT @happyroadkill@twitter.com

p much how the court cases are coming along

🐦🔗: twitter.com/happyroadkill/stat

*patriotic kobold music*

being a kobold is about listening to your heart and trusting that you can cook popcorn with firecrackers

it's accepting that you don't ONE HUNDRED percent know that you're not going to wind up in the mirror universe until you launch yourself at the glass

it's giving an inspiring speech without having any idea why or who you're talking to

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RUA rapid unplanned assembly

it's what happens when you throw a bunch of rocket parts up in the air and they all form a fully assembled rocket

Figuring out my Gender Issues was nothing compared to figuring out why I had major psychic Brainlocks on Creative endeavors.

Gods above and Below I hate my family.

Consider unfollowing that person that always leaves you feeling worse about things.

Homophobia, intersex, workplace, (++) 

I came out to my Homophobic Portuguese boomer supervisor today. He thought he could make fun of my kilt by calling it a Skirt.

Welcome to Verdun!

The artillery was "It's a Kilt, you'd know if I was wearing a skirt, it'd be colorful and floral, this is a Work Skirt, Weekend skirts keep getting appropriated by my Wife"

The surprise machinegun nest was: "No, I'm not transgender, I'm a Hermaphrodite. Intersex. Got some peanutbutter in my Chocolate."

The countercharge Kessel was: "No, I don't really go in for Guys, most guys are Bastards, never had a relationship with a guy work out."

Yes, it's crude, no, I'd never speak to a Peer that way, but it's Revealing how Queer Discourse looks through a Translator so Boomer Guys who Don't Read can understand it.

The part that makes me a little Ill? That was the "Correct" way to handle it, issue got dropped, Queerness was Represented, Honor was maintained. It just makes me feel a bit Dirty to have to speak in the vernacular of toxic masculinity.

Even though, that was the only way to Communicate and get the message across with the appropriate Nuance.

"There is a dragon in our kingdom," the king announced.
"We heard," the assembled heroes and adventurers said.
"So I offer my daughter in marriage to whoever brings me its head."
"The dragon has offered themself in marriage to the one who brings them your head."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

SixthLeafClover on Birdsite produces SO MUCH good dang dragon content

yt link, music (heavy/blues metal) 

this song just won't leave my head tonight

clutch - burning beard

youtube.com/watch?v=6o1pPE6l0V

Joy is liberatory and energizing.

Kindness is subversive and revolutionary.

If you only see valid political value in suffering and cruelty you're unlikely to be working toward a very human-friendly world. Also you're probably no fun to be around 😛

I've had to put a bit of a conspiracy theory here together, but I like where it's going:
Baron Samedi is a Voodoo Loa. He's married to Mother Brigid, who's Irish, White, and was Once Titania, Summer Queen of the Sidhe.

This of course insinuates that the summer court of the Sidhe is located in Haiti.

This, Furthermore, means that we've been drawing Summer Faeries Wrong. For one thing, most of them are People of Color.

Kobolds favorite pudding 🐲✨

RT @DanzaDragon@twitter.com

Oh I bet they fucking are ;3c

🐦🔗: twitter.com/DanzaDragon/status

This.

SO much this.

And the best part? Even with them doing all of that. They STILL lost.

Eat it.

RT @CassiusF0x@twitter.com

Send this to every single butt hurt republican

🐦🔗: twitter.com/CassiusF0x/status/

if there's anything i've learned in life... some days you're the badger, some days you're the mushroom, and some days you're the snaaaake oh yes you're the snaaaake

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