Seriously Spooky Souris 🏳️‍🌈🎃 @Mous@awoo.space

- I'm back in high school as my current adult self but I haven't been attending my classes and now I can't remember which ones I'm taking/where they're located.
- I'm driving a car despite not having a license, sometimes inexplicably operating it from the passenger seat, and keep fucking up but nobody pulls me over.
- I'm running and time is of the essence, so I begin to run on all fours despite being 100% human. Naturally this makes me go faster.
- Oops missing teeth

(Someone shares a screencap of stardew valley)
"Man, I want to play stardew again."
(Someone shares a screencap of Minecraft)
"Man, I miss playing Minecraft."
(Someone liveblogs their dwarf fortress game)
"MAN I really need to get back to DF"

(Actually sitting in front of my computer, a world of possibilities in front of me)
"Ugh, why don't I have any games I actually want to PLAY?"

Iiiiiiii am going to DUNK my upstairs neighbours in the GARBAGE if they don't stop stomping at disruptive hoursssss

Hey I just wanna remind y'all that I have a more professional account at @Mous@mastodon.social where you can see my NOT awful shitpost art and learn about my comic and stuff.

At this point, between being a stay-up-all-night-working perfectionist and a too-depressed-to-do-anything slug, I'm not ACTUALLY sure what is considered a reasonable amount of stuff for the average person to get done in a day is! Whatever I get done never feels like enough.

GOD I wanna PLAY? SOME TABLETOP GAMES????????

@Mous take my stylus away from me please

Every time I read "soy boy" my immediate instinct is to parse it as somebody's fucky tofu OC

We shed 30,000-40,000 skin cells an hour. That means a cell of your skin could be teleported into space once every second and you'd never even know the difference.

One of the major things I really dislike about living in California is that if you hear about a cool event happening in a city you don't recognize it might be half an hour away and it might be EIGHT HOURS AWAY.

Not up to getting a good selfie rn but my aesthetic is officially Holographic Dad and I'm very proud of that

Hey so what anime are looking 👀👌 this season?

@Mous (I'm doing fine this is just shitposting)

Seriously
Actually
Depressed :'(

Had a hard conversation with an ex that I'm not remotely over. It was a good conversation to have, it'll probably lead to a better future... but right now my eyes sting and my nose is stuffy and I'm just really, really tired.