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I'm opening up some $25 commission slots for pieces like the ones below! Furries, robots, etc welcome and mild gore is ok! You can contact me at piraticalartist@gmail.com or Mous on telegram! #mastoart #commissions #furry

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The really cool thing about depression is that you can be feeling pretty good and then it can just punch you in the face out of nowhere with a bunch of feeling awful and worthless!!!

My dear friend void_breath on Twitter drew me this a while back and I don't think I ever shared it? They're a great person and do some good-ass art so y'all should commission them.

Stumbled across the first episode of Beauty and the Beast(1987) and as much as I am so very, very here for Furry Ron Perlman I also really love imagining that the series continued as a law procedural and never mentioned weird underground stuff again. Like, a completely mundane series that has a Giant Lion Man in the very first episode them never acknowledges it.

What if I mailed all of my internet friends cookies....or brownies? A baked good.

I once saw someone say that pixel art was the first truly masculine art form and to this day I carry my great grandmothers cross stitch sampler around with me so that in case I ever meet that person I can throw it at them

Found a peppermint bath scrub thing I never used, so now I smell like I rolled around in candy canes

Found out yesterday that male mice don't have nipples, which resulted in @catterfly drawing this amazing art of my theoretical FIVE SETS OF TOP SURGERY SCARS

HEY EVERYONE @catterfly HAS A BIRTHDAY IN TWO WEEKS SHOWER THEM WITH GIFTS AND PRAISE OR MAYBE BUY THEM A COFFEE: ko-fi.com/A385IDD

me: my birthday is in about two weeks!
also me: i literally can't tell anyone because then they'll get me Gifts :squint emoji:

My partner is bullying me by playing clips of the skeleton from The Last Unicorn!!!! >:(

The difference in details of gender transition can be really fascinating. For instance, trans men shed their skin twice a year while trans /women/ molt a portion of their plumage seasonally. Enbies burst into flame and are reborn from the ashes, but the frequency is highly variable.

@Mous to be completely clear, infinite spaghetti is definitely a single infinitely long noodle

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A lady-and-the-tramp smooch but it's a plate of infinite spaghetti and they just both keep slurping down noodles desperately waiting for a kiss to happen or the other to stop eating

Whoop, managed to wake up at 5:30 instead of 4:30 today! Maybe I'll eventually get back to making up at a reasonable hour?

Man oh man it'd be really cool to focus on a task for more than fifteen minutes at a time??? Get it together, brain.

me: *i wake with a start, dash to the window and throw it open, still in my nightcap and gown* YOU THERE!! BOY!! WHAT DAY IS IT?

random street urchin: "Haven't you HEARD?? it's Cyber Monday, guv'nor!"

me: Oh thank goodness! The visions from the specters who visited in my sleep... there's still time to set things RIGHT! *leans out window and throws down a handful of bitcoins* RUN, BOY! RUN TO THE MARKET AND GET ME THE FATTEST, SICKEST-ASS GRAPHICS CARD MONEY CAN BUY! HAPPY CYBER MONDAY!!!

I just remembered I'd wanted to run some sort of Cyberpunk Furries FATE game at FC and oh man I think I've gotta?

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